i tried to pet the fish at the pond and they were all scared if me :(

the stingray at the aquarium loved pets tho B)

breakfast is a form of self expression no i will not elaborate

edit cause typo

the post immediately after this one, which happens to be audio of wario dying in a cart crash

yeah it’s this really funny audio post on tumblr of wario dying in a kart crash. let me just find it… hey dude where are you going?

Reblog if you want an ominous threat sent to your ask box.

Update: this post is hard to keep up with 😭

Double update: still losing track! So sorry if I didn’t get to you.

You can send an ASK for a threat though!

this image is probably older than me

[big crashing sound] Did anyone else hear that!? I think God fell from the Kingdom of Heaven! Come on everyone, let's feast on his corpse until something bad happens!

for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

Reblog to kill it faster

meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board

me n the homies goin thrifting tomorrow im gonna find a pretty dress and wear it

my boyfriend keeps telling me my minecraft house looks like a penis but i dont see it at all

so im getting an outside opinion because theres no way this could be a penis

Things that are going to happen in 2024 according to Star Trek:

1) the absolutely giant homeless-population of the USA (or was is just New York? Idk, I‘m from Europe) is going to start a civil-war fighting against the upper class and police.

2) Ireland is going to get united

taking a drivers test in 45 minutes very nervy

last night in my dream i had to get to the other side if the train station and i was crossing the tracks and dodging all this machinery and the whole time i was like “wtf this isnt accessible at all” and when i got to the other side i noticed that there was a walking path above me the whole time, so maybe next time something feels unnecessarily hard it would be a good idea to figure out if theres another, easier, way to do it

wheres the fic bud

I give up.

If this post gets 7,500 notes before January 3rd, 2024, I will begin work on an old fanfic concept I dropped and never returned to.

It is Minecraft. It has angst. All of the MCs are gay. And the concept is cringe as fuck.

Your time begins now.

Good luck.