straybeetle
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𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.
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the inquisitive young scholar
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today i was driving to this park where i walk goblin sometimes. nick called me from california. he stopped at starbucks the same time i did, except i live in massachusetts, so we are technically ordering 3 hours apart from each other. we both order the same drink, just to say we split it. it is a tuesday, and i almost cried.
the crossing guard is in all green. neon green, like a sour lime. head to toe. neon green shoes and neon green leggings and a big neon green shirt. neon green glasses and a hat. i guess the crossing vest is more yellow than green, but i'm colorblind, so be nice.
the car in front of me pulls to a stop. a woman jumps out from behind the wheel. for a second, i am worried about the man and if he is safe. sometimes people are mean. (this is an understatement. i live in boston. masshole drivers are actually all running from a felony conviction. i know this because i am one.)
but the woman is in a beautiful pink outfit, like the inside of a seashell. a bathtub pink. her hair is pink too. pink nails and pink pants and a pink blouse and pink jacket. she is laughing, and does a little spin for him. he laughs and spins too, his hands over his head in a round imitation of a ballerina. (i am a ballerina. it does not offend me. i like that his arms become a little heart frame overhead. how cute!)
it is a quick moment, and the woman is back in her car, and i see the driver on the other side of the road laughing, and then i am moving again. i wave at the crossing guard, who is still smiling. he waves back. i tell nick i love people.
today i am wearing a monochrome outfit. just for fun. sometimes you need to do stuff like that, you know? to remind yourself the world is so big. someone out there already loves you. i know this because i am one.
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looove your character w the purple tattoos what gorgeous art! ♥️ can you tell us a bit more about them? the perception check doodle made me laugh out loud
thank you!! :D his name is reuben and he's a bard! he is generally good but is willing to do morally questionable stuff if it's funny enough
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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man who opened a parenthesis he forgot to close 4 years ago is tragically unaware everything he's said since has been an aside
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the first time i get a shadowheart romance scene is when im playing a goody two-shoes selunite. girl
#i've also had to turn down astarion twice to make it work with shadowheart. get that gangly freak away from me#bg3
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[ Wyll, Blade of Frontiers ]
finished a sketch I had in drafts, it's a little rough but I like it as it is, so
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sending death rays and lasers to every wyll ravengard hater on this website and on the other website too
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beautiful women named incandescent dishwasher are texting me
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gale eats astarions forever weed brownie
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i;ve been to baldurs gate
#straybeetle art#bg3#shadowheart#astarion#gale of waterdeep#shadowheart says that with the puppy. the puppy is included#the classic 'how can you say that out loud' bit
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i asked my good pal oz @ozmosis1337 to make assumptions about bg3 companions. he has not played the game so i was curious as to what he thinks. he didn't disappoint to say the least
#bg3#lapisfoppishly#darkslash#dront#yomar#yessica#yennifer#gard#skallric#scratchley#slandra#oz#ozheads unite#oz is on the tags this time too#thank you oz#baldurs gate 3
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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years
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