woop there it is

what if you tried to film a timelapse? but your cat said:

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

"It's well documented that piracy hurts authors" *links to one author talking vaguely about how he's pretty sure it hurt him*

Meanwhile decades, literal DECADES of scientific research has been poured into proving this claim and consistently proved the opposite:

"Piracy" aka free access to books actually INCREASES SALES.

I get that it "feels" like theft. But it's literally beneficial to authors.

Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

I really liked this post saying how this scene reminded OP of the Evrart Claire chair moment and I really. couldn't resist.

My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

by jeremy ville

companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

Volcano Eruptions seen from Space photos: NASA

get ready for an exuberant summer

queen of the world to me

I attended a Passover Seder that was also a D&D game tonight, and I got inspiration for arguing with god.