sso-kingbear
Arvella Kingbear
Night Star
/ Playing since 4/20/14
/ 100+ Horses
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lebensspuren
Suche nach mir.
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AKI
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Im Blue
nickalbertchoo
Nick Albert
abracadaze
I offer you the blessing of a holy human freak
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My dealer: got some straight gas this strain is called “Star Stable Online” you’ll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Garnok
My buddy Anne von Blyssen pacing: The druids are lying to us
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How stinkin cute is this unicorn bridle on this horse?
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someone at sse is well versed in ssoblr culture cause like
really? the haflingers going on sale the week before pride? i see you. i know what you are.
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Got sent the upside down
In honor of halloween, I guess
Was doing the gambit and got caught in the middle of a cutscene. Got sent to hell.
Interesting to note as well that the broken bridge to Jarleheim is just underneath the fixed one.
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the one thing i am disappointed in though is that there's no shredded options. no muscle anywhere. all of the available character models look extremely and utterly wimpy. there's no way these are the people that dig for relics and wield a chainsaw like it's nothing i mean come ON. kids should be able to play as a shredded version of themselves
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Its so funny that ppl are like omg the characters have no boobs they look like children meanwhile im 19 and my chest is as flat as kansas
#i grew boobs at 9 years old so idk about flat = childish#sso#star stable#the characters look great and would finally leave us in a position where the characters match the game
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Bold of you to assume I didn’t want the mr. sandussy already
I cant wait for sso to make mr sands hot. Cause I mean they gotta. All their updated characters are hot
What if they change his origin story and go “well since he’s immoral he’s actually young” and just makes mr sands a hot man
Guys what if people make fan edits of their characters with hot updates mr sands
What if ppl start wanting the mr sandsussy
#so dry it’d be like running on a sand dune#mr sands is already hot y’all are just scared to admire his raw sex appeal#sso#ssoblr#star stable#star stable online
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gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game
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Congrats to SSO for the unintentional marketing success because I’m definitely buying double star coins in anticipation of the official Paso Fino release
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instagram
NEW WELSH PONY TRAILER
#ssoblr#sso#star stable#star stable online#can I just say I love that they genuinely look like updated version of the original model#Instagram
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Seeing today’s Fripp photo reminded me of this meme
Life imitates art
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Had to draw fanart for my new favourite star stable character
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test model from Star Stable 2? (and Star Stable 4)
scary warning (idk what to call it but faint of heart don’t click!!)
Keep reading
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sse said “wow we can animate mouths and tongues, our technology is so advanced :D” and i decided to make it everyone’s problem
#Put on my reading glasses and still don’t get it#but based on the tags y’all I am so sorry for your suffering
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Come on SSO, there are horses out here on version 3 and the beloved Morgan is still being left behind :(
Is anyone else weirdly surprised they haven’t revamped the Morgan yet or is it just me?
#it’s been 80 years#I’m not even that big of a fan of Morgan horses in real life#but I don’t like the idea of anyone getting left behind#sso#star stable#star stable online
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