alexander jagnusprotocol newall wrote an episode about mr bonzo the meat clown, made it about him giving a man his FINAL most GRUESOME lap dance, and then totled the episode "getting off". they've finally perfected the most unfuckable monster, and they're daring us to do something about it

Okay I haven’t seen anyone talk about this

Why, in The Magnus Protocol, is their job a night shift? It’s literally just an office job, why does this need to be done at night.

Even the Archives staff was a day job, and god knows they were dealing with the horrors.

ARTIFACT STORAGE was done (as far as we know) during the day.

What is going on at the OIAR that they need to be doing it at night

I just know Alex was so fucking satisfied with himself for slipping "treason is BUSSIN" into a serious scene. I hope he and Johnny threw fat mugs at each other over it during editing. The raw existence of Alice Dyer has corrupted all capacity for normal fuckin dialogue on this podcast and I fear what else they'll get away with

alice dyer: does anything ever

me: yess queen!! terrorize trespass transgenderism!!!!

bought a mocha today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

typed on a computer today and thought wow this is so magnus protocol coded

was transgender today and thought wow this-

Here's my takaway from this and past episodes, Bonzo is:

a homeowner, which implies he pays taxes

an actual, legal UK citizen (born in UK AND recognized by the government)

civil worker who gets more jobs than Nigel does these days

he does not break the law, since it's implied he's exempt by the government from the consequences

All of this means that Mr Bonzo is actually a more productive and valuable member of the society than his jobless bum of a roommate (Nigel). No wonder he's the one wearing fleshpants in the relationship.

Mr. Bonzo is harassing me.

I don’t even have Spotify open in the background, haven’t touched it since the last Malevolent episode dropped.

I woke up at 0230 to my phone trying to play “Getting Off” and I tried to play an audiobook (not on Spotify) and “Getting Off” started playing again. It keeps trying to play the episode and there’s nothing to exit out of or clear. 😭

This panel today is like the Fannibals version of the Eras tour.

loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

i think i speak for all non-brits when i say. what the actual fuck.

love how tumblr has decided not to feel bad for the victim of tmagp 13 simply because he’s a finance bro

I love how the fans heard “at least it wasn’t both legs” and immediately went with amputee Sam. But I won’t lie I thought it was reference to like that one time he tried to do a kick flip to impress her, ate shit, broke his leg, and she had to take him to the ER

the magnus protocol episode 13 “future”

Here comes Mr. Bonzo !!!

Got bit by a dog.

Definitely not into vore.

I know in my soul that Mr. Bonzo is a season 1 villain. His flame is bright, but it's bound to burn out fast. I could be wrong, but I don't think he's gonna make it much further than the s1 finale. At the very least he's going to lose his significance and what is irrelevance, if not death to fictional characters.

He's featured way too prominently so early on to be the main antagonist for the entire series, he's basically a popculture reference, he doesn't even seem to have much of a goal aside from voring people on behalf of the UK government. And most damning of all: he can't monologue.