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i did it.
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What's in your pants?
I don’t know I won’t get them til tomorrow
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Happy 4th Birthday to
“The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Handshake”
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spyret-the-shitposter · 18 hours
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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:
"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post
with that out of the way:
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spyret-the-shitposter · 18 hours
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I’m just going to leave this here…
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spyret-the-shitposter · 20 hours
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there are rainbows everywhere <3 puddles of oil, in the sky, on fishies, on mirrors, on arby’s roast beef,
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spyret-the-shitposter · 20 hours
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SHIT
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spyret-the-shitposter · 21 hours
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uh oh. looks like this art does not belong to op, and they did not give credit to the ACTUAL original poster. everyone go check out @topotopo_0_0 <3
edit: i am wrong im literally a silly this is OP
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gasp..... I'M wearing a light jacket............
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IT'S DONE!!! THE SONG IS DONE!!! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS RECORD IT I'M SO EXCITED
writing a song. no yeah i know it’s nothing new. but this one has LYRICS. yeah. wooh. and i’m performing it as an original piece in a jukebox musical my high school theater troupe is writing WHAT
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writing a song. no yeah i know it’s nothing new. but this one has LYRICS. yeah. wooh. and i’m performing it as an original piece in a jukebox musical my high school theater troupe is writing WHAT
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why so serious? - the joker
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@ghostlynarrative
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absolutely nothing????????????????????????????????????
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 
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. BBC as in the british broadcasting corporation?????
one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 
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guys pick a character... for no reason
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