Ishmael x Male Reader headcanons!!!!

she leaves you for a woman

Some Madk warmups

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

Here's how /LCG/ is taking it (well)

What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?

why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

madohomu my beloved

the lyrics are from In Hell we live lament by Mili I swear this song was written for Homura

hi !!!!!!!!

NOOOOO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT GO INTO THE LIBRARYYYY

oh mein gott! Zis reception is full of egodistorten

Black rain frog motivational.

"I've been thinking... Ever since then... About what feelings you might dig up from my heart if I saw you again. Ha... But this feeling is much more straightforward than I'd expected... Nice meeting you again, you FUCKING WHALE."

god i love this game

we had a kitchen episode, a cleaning one could also appear...................

watcher alternatives

in honor of steven and the ghoul boys shitting the proverbial bed, here's some of my favorite youtube channels/podcasts with similar vibes!

michael reeves: an extremely unhinged youtuber who makes robots! he only posts once or twice a year, but his videos are super worth it!

sorta stupid: my favorite reaction channel. these guys are super chill and funny, and they are the ultimate allies (go check out their toh series if you wanna see them be huge lumity shippers!)

microwave society: they also do reactions, but they specialize in shitty kids movies (and the occasional classic like megamind or shrek). check out their veggietales videos if you want to laugh until you puke.

max0r: does unhinged video game reviews that are like crack for people with adhd.

anthpo: he's not making videos anymore, but all his stuff is up on youtube and he perfectly balances feel-good and funny.

cryptid keeper podcast: this podcast has major early-unsolved vibes and they somewhat have the skeptic/believer dynamic as well.

genuinely if you like the death related mysteries/fun facts that watcher brought you, mortician Caitlin Doughty covers all sorts of death related topics like iconic corpses, FAQs regarding death/dying embalming, and more. she is incredibly respectful and knowledgeable about everything and everyone she talks about in her videos, you should check her out <3

I think they should've created an OnlyFans account for Professor. It would unironically made them so much money.

Wait hold on I just learned that not only did Watcher announced probably the worst decision they made in their lives, but they're literally going on a WORLD WIDE LIVE TOUR immediately after it? Wow I've never heard of anyone travelling to the angry mobs instead of running from them but there's a first in history for everything i guess?

Imagine packing your bags to go on a tour to meet hundreds of thousands of extremely angry people and you can't back out of it?

Folks at Watcher now probably: