I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

a cold one with the boys

Fishy Fishy

can you guys take my uquiz

why none of them got into The Good Place

list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

clocky princess: i have longed forever to escape that castle and see the world.. there is such beauty to be found even in this peasant village!

elven ranger: stay alert your highness.... some say the demon king's spies lurk even in such placid hamlets as these

demon possessing the elf's bow: (in his head) how deliciously ironic... coming from someone like you, ehehehehehee.. isnt that right, Lord of Chasers...! 😈🔥 kuhihihi~!!!

village blacksmith accidentally whamming himself on his penis with his hanmer and losing his only hit point: YYYEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

Reverse skeleton posting

Thinking about when I worked at a shitty restaurant + one night it was just me + 3 other women on closing shift, so some guy came in the back and waved a knife around, presumably for money but I’m not actually certain, bc he was met with the bartender holding a much bigger knife, a tiny teenager wielding a cast iron pan, an elderly woman holding up a crockpot of clearly boiling water, and me, turning on the meat slicer with eye contact for maximum effect. He left, but the moral of the story is not girl power or whatever, it’s just. Why the fuck would you threaten a room full of underpaid and sleep-deprived blue-collar workers surrounded by lethal weapons.

i should not be trusted with the ability to fantasize

[id: an absolutely massive tumbleweed rolls down a road as the camera operator drives past in a car. the katamari damacy theme song has been edited over the video]