i so wish i had a cat personality but i have such a dog personality like i would do everything for your approval, do you want me to fetch your stick just for a lil treat , hell yeah i would with pleasure!

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

Accurate

i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don't intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don't take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet