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Once upon a dick, there was a blonde person with a big ass, big titties, and a dinosaur head. That’s right, its t-rex with tits. Her names rap star, aka “MnM” and her dream is to be a human Jewish person. MnM wakes up one morning and says “I hope everyone dies today.” But because she’s a dinosaur a dinosaur head, it sounds like screeching[1]. She goes outside and screams at the theater, when suddenly Chris Pratt came in. Mr. Pratt was in the middle of a movie while doing that other show where he’s a fat guy so half his body is ripped and the other is diabetic. Chris Pratt goes up to the dinosaur and hands a dear antler.
“use it in your travels” said Chris Pratt.
MnM then throws the deer in surprise at Emily blunt.
Emily Blunt Dies. A Homeless comes in then comes inside. Emily Blunt becomes the Homeless Jesus. MnM travles to Mecca to become Jewish. Hitler comes back from under the Khabba and attacks MnM. MnM uses her fat titties to distract Hitler. But Hitler did not like the fat Titties. He was not into Dinosaurs…..He was into Birds. MnM spins around and twerks really hard. Little boy Died, because he did not know what a boner was so he committed Seppuku. Hitler is inspired by the solid Twerk motion and said:
“Hiel That Booty”
Hitler becomes Jewish. Hitler Loved dat ass so much that he proposed to MnM with Cyanide Pills and said
“please kill me”
And MnM ate him and ended world war 1. MnM is a war hero, and they built a big butt, big titty, dinosaur statue in honor of MnM’s twerking abilities. Halle Beryy gives the award to MnM, then MnM assassinates Halle Berry with a Spoon.
MnM is a hero and grows a big dick and fcuks all the women.
The end.
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