I think I would rather listen to Alessandro Juliani chew for two hours than watch the Netflix remake

honestly the team split in civil war is so funny because there’s actually no genuine deep reasons for half of the people, clint didn’t give a shit, scott was just happy to be there, tony literally went and recruited peter like he knew about this kid swinging around in a costume that looked like pjs for who even knows how long and then was like maybe i can add him to the Team™, t'challa would have been on anyone’s team if it meant chasing down bucky, it’s like the worlds most extra game of dodgeball like i can’t believe all these people got sucked into a Petty Show Off Extravaganza because the mcu refuses to have any communication between steve and tony like lmao

I’m gonna kms

i drew on a meme because i’m?

after you’ve been through like a string of fandoms and you’ve decided your favourite character/s for each one, there will come a day when you will list all your faves from each fandom side by side and look at them carefully and realise

you have a type

and in that moment, they both felt complete. 

Video Game Habits

Stop Calling Me Valid You Fucks I’m Here To Die

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

are you a fold the corner of a book person or bookmark person? are you a shower in the morning person or shower at night person? are you a call or text person? are you a wine or beer person?

Me in statistics: what in standard deviation

oswalds a fuckni midget 

like he should be

and has the correct hands 

and is v g AY

warm up usopp aka perspective practice gone wrong

tfw youre waiting for your concealor to dry on ur eyebrows n ur gf is traumatised 

heard it was his birthday