Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

by Japanese artist おたま姉妹 @otamashimai

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)

Before succumbing to the curse and becoming a flesh-eating beast, you should try preparing some liver dishes to see if the whole... sensory experience is the thing for you or not.

thinking about the Moonlight Greatsword

in the Dark Souls series, it’s consistently associated with scaleless magic dragons. in Elden Ring, it’s associated with Ranni the Witch, but notably, guarded by a magic dragon.

in Bloodborne, it belongs to Ludwig, who is a big horse. by the Transitive Property, does this make Ludwig a magic dragon?

Hey do you have any social media? Like only fans per chance?

Is this anything: a Regency adaptation of Fast & Furious

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

deeply enamored with this creature

"Explain your smallness!" - 'tiny angry eldrich sounds'

A bit of Simbiote!AU, I think =)

last one for now!!!

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Re-listening to Malevolent and holy shit the difference in season 1-2 Johns tone to 3-4 is like a chasm. You really dont pick up on it until you go back, but old John was SUPER manipulative, especially with his weird ass "Listen to me, i am your friend Arthur :))) Isn't my voice just so smooth and understanding?? I am an elegant creature and you are acting like a common caveman Arthur, poor you" while John now is just "Arthur. Arthur. Stop ignoring me 😡😡 You can't have friends because it makes me sad and you are SO. MEAN. TO. ME. You are mean to me and i will not forgive you... Im sorry i lied Arthur please pay attention to me 🥺🥺🥺🥺". It really stands to say that Harlan is amazing because i full on believed that John had Arthur's best interests at heart in the begining and that just proves that i would NOT survive in Arthurs shoes for a day.