不好意思哈大家都爬坑了......我们在微博上还有些两年前的陈年旧粮请搜 侠盗枪棍组同人主页 祝您嗑得愉快 👋

I know you guys have probably seen this gif for like a hundred times BUT did you noticed that Jiang Wen is the one holding the umbrella, for Donnie and Donnie only.

So umm...what au could this be?

Here’s what I mean by a bunch, and the last pic is the one of the photos Donnie shoot for a underwear brand as a model, Idk why they made it into a new year theme but I’m laughing my ass off

Happy Chinese New Year guys!

(I tried my best on finding photos of Wen that is relevent to the Chinese new year but Donnie on the other hand had bunch of these hahaha)

Please post a photo set and in depth discussion of the brilliance that is Warriors of Heaven and Earth. It's the most ridiculous, amazing, wonderful, wtf movie ever. Let's DISCOURSE THAT THING!!!

depth discussion... yup just I'll work on that!

I feel like own you guys an apology about posting nothing. I’m just super busy these couple of days and I’ll get my friends to take over for some time, sorry all D:

Posting the fanvid for a friend 青厌君, just to be clear that I have her permission and here's the original link: http://www.bilibili.com/video/av7906054/

This is sort of rsp but not exactly, just characters from Wen and Donnie's other movies: Cao Cao/曹操 x Guan Yu/关羽 (The Lost Bladesman) Zhang Muzhi/张牧之 (Let The bullets fly) x Chen Zhen 陈真(Legend of the Fist) Baze Malbus x Chirrut Imwe (Rogue One)

Oh no they have the copyright thing and "reproduction in any form without permission is prohibited". Not sure if I can still translate and post it on tumblr.

http://ient.ifeng.com/42804372/news.shtml?srctag=pc2m&back&back

Here's the original link, I'll see what I can do on getting the permission.

HOLY SHIT IS ANYONE SEEING THIS ARTICLE m91+7+=@;™«|@“2\¡>®£ I’m translating this I’m definitely translating this jfc

HOLY SHIT IS ANYONE SEEING THIS ARTICLE m91+7+=@;™«|@“2\¡>®£ I’m translating this I’m definitely translating this jfc

Rogue One will finally be released in China tomorrow (in four hours to be exact). I can imagine how the Chinese social medias go insane about Baze and Chirrut like tumblr and twitter and all of us did.

Today is Wen's 54th birthday, hooray! I posted the first pic before and this is the full set of photo he did for Bazaar in 2014.

I'm so sorry I forget to switch account all the time if you see a random dude called mic-shark saying anything that's me. That blog has literally nothing no need to follow. Sorry to bother y'all.

Ahahahahahahaha that is so true to be honest I just started watch his films these couple of days and it's idk can't say torture but pretty much close. I love the guy I really do but can't lie about this, and if to this standard China would have hundreds of Nicholas Cage xxx Ip Man is still good though.

Btw if you are looking for watchable and good movies go to those Wen directed, like In the Heat of the Sun, Devils on the Doorstep and so on.

Donnie Yen apparently has a reputation for being super picky with the films he agrees to be in, so I had pretty high expectations when I started watching through his films (esp. after how good Ip Man is). What I discovered, however, is that he is in fact more like the Chinese equivalent of Nicholas Cage. Some highlights include:

- Iceman: A Ming dynasty officer who gets frozen and then defrosted in modern times. Everything happens So Much in this film but I think the highlight was where he defeats an entire SWAT team by shitting so hard he makes the toilet explode. - All’s Well Ends Well 2011, where he plays a makeup artist who is basically just ip man???? - All’s Well Ends Well 2012, where he plays a wannabe rockstar with the most awful hair ever. - The Lost Bladesman. Not that it was necessarily that terrible, esp. since he was Guan Yu alongside Jiang Wen’s gayest Cao Cao ever….. but his acting was so bad it’s worth a mention here - That movie where he requested to be greenscreened in as all four members of the four seasons singing Sherry Baby - That weird movie where the shaved front of his queue is growing out and he looks uncomfortably like a Chinese Adam Sandler - Whatever the hell his role is in the new xXx movie. I have no idea what it’s about but it looks awful - The Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon sequel, which is inexplicably in English and features Donnie Yen, the most Extra human being alive who realises the woman he loves loves another man so he fakes his own death for twenty years - “Together” (2013) where he plays a cop who was hit by a car, which caused him to no longer be able to smile. I don’t have room here to explain everything that was wrong with that movie but honestly it’s probably one of the worst of his I’ve ever seen, and considering this substantial list, that’s saying a lot - The Holy Virgin vs. The Evil Dead: Essentially a softcore porn feat. moon vampires. Or something. - the fucking break dancing from Mismatched Couples. Look it up bc mere words cannot describe.

Feel free to reblog with ur own examples

The Lost Bladesman (2011)

The movie that Wen and Donnie first worked together. It’s about this character 关羽 (Donnie) was captured during a battle and since he’s such an honourable hero 曹操 (Wen) the...sort of General wanted to recruit him so bad, anyway 关羽 refuse to betray his lord but 曹操 still treated him so well and let him go freely even though everyone spoke against that decision. 

I’m sorry this is a terrible intro I tried I really tried

Right gifs! Why didn't I think of that!

Jiang Wen in Let the Bullets Fly

Wish everyone have a great 2017 and don't ever stop your love for star wars and our space dads! Here's Donnie waving V to you all!

I'm in nz and it's already 2017! Happy new year!