I got this ad on Tumblr and uhhhhh

That's a fucking seagull

I have to assume this is a mistake and they actually meant to use the dove of peace rather than the seabird of petty theft, but it's not an inapt symbol for the type of Christian-ish doctrine that represents God as a jumped-up Santa Claus

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

Free crack fic idea: Wade and Peter fuck so often that Peter’s radioactive spider jizz cures Wades cancer

When do they realize Wades getting better? How? Does Peter already know his stuff is radioactive? Is this how he finds out? Does Wade gain mild spider abilities? Is there discussion of having to use protection after awhile so Peter doesn’t just end up giving Wade cancer all over again? Does he consider/have to invent his own special condoms for his too powerful radioactive spunk? You decide.

not to keep beating this dead horse (jk when do i ever shut up) but i do think him and laios yelling at and beating the shit out of each other was like a gateway drug for shuro. he broke the seal on saying words out loud with his human mouth now he can say other crazy things like "thanks for following me cross-country to go dungeon diving for me i appreciate you doing that"

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NEW ALIEN AGAIN! This one I wanted to stick to being more Earth inspired, connecting with my roots. I'm calling 'em Styraphants cause they're mostly a mix of styracosaurus, elephant, and mollusk of course. Trying to make a quad walking sophont always lends to kind of a centaur-ish body plan, so tried to think outside the box for appendages this go around. They've got a pair of trunk tentacles around their mouth that they use as their hands, which have a fleshy 'zipper' to slot together at rest. They also smell/taste with them so gloves are a very popular purchase.

Oh also! Their eyes are on little stalks that peak out around their frill, they can hide them away if scared. Also all the fellas pictured here are gals! They have a male/female system in keeping with the Earthling megafauna theme.

Oh my god those are his dicks. I never noticed before. I thought sharks kept them tucked away in like a pouch or a slit or something?

no they're always just out. shameless

Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

My favorite thing about dungeon meshi fans is that they share just enough to make it incomprehensible. Does Falin being resurrected with a blood sacrifice have any moral or ethical implications? Fuck if I know. How and why does she become a chimera? Fuck if I know, I only recently found out that the chimeraification happens AFTER the resurrection, so I guess that girl is having A Week.

Where the fuck did Chilchuck and Senshi come from? No idea, Laios just hired them I'm assuming? When how and why does the cat girl show up? No idea. Why do there seem to be like 70 characters when 99% of the screenshots are just the same four dudes? I dunno.

Game of Thrones and Supernatural fans forced me to know more about that show than I ever wanted so in a way I appreciate the Dungeon Meshi fandom for being completely incomprehensible. God speed you crazy bastards.

they dont know about my little kitty paws

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

you may think your only options are

but in fact you can

writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

which is definitely not an omen