sortarapunzel
the real sage of brooms
juno / early 20s | current phase: assigned dracula by university (not mad about it) | i use tons of umbrella tags for things only barely related bc im lazy (but you can also ask to tag and i will!) | block "#td" if you don't want to see :-( posts
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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE ISN'T FOR YOU
#faiARY WHERE YOU GO-ING KIGARI ZEMBU ATSUMATEEEEEE#anyway. fairy tail#ripped straight from youtube and blasted on the 1ary school library wall while one kid played Minecraft beta edition on the school computer#good times. changed me as a person. for better? for worse? who can say#poll#shows
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Tell me when you get bored. A story about doses. [x]
I posted this on twitter and had a variety of aggressive ableism thrown my way.
This is a story about changing what I can in spite of what I cannot for the comfort of my loved ones. The thing that others find to be hurtful about me is that I like to spend time in silent solitude. People who love me often feel hurt that I tend to solve my own problems instead of leaning on them.
When we spend too much time together, people find my neutrality to be concerning, and it becomes too much for people to be unable to read me.
To show the people I love that I enjoy their company in ways they can understand, I pool my energy together to be high-energy, peppy, and social. Since this is not my natural state of being, it takes effort, which can only be expended in small doses. I amplify the things people like in me while filtering out everything they dislike about me when I am in their company.
I change my behaviors for those I love, but at the end of the day, I cannot change my neutral state of being, which is the thing that they want most out of me.
This is a story about me accommodating people in the best way I know how, not the other way around. I would truly appreciate it if people don't misconstrue this anecdote as me asking for dismissal of hurtful behavior when in reality, people find hurt in the fact that I simply exist, and I must change for them.
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Oh to make this real
#EITHAN EITHAN EITHAN#he's like. if I can't be a phoenix. I'm at gonna make my world destroying scythe have the AESTHETIC#aes#cradle#q
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this is assuming its on art you normally wouldn't jump to reblog. i myself only rb stuff i really really like so .
The 'rude/demanding' tone would be stuff along the lines of "if you like but don't reblog I'll [threat]" which i see surprisingly often, both serious and more silly
#I will actively not reblog art with captions like that#I feel terrible but that's also why I don't reblog. I don't want to spread that feeling to my followers#you know??#like the art can be great and I'll be like. ok cool is there a way to. remove this caption somehow#I SOUND HORRIBLE Im sorry it's just like#I feel like those posts that actually show/explain the like to reblog ratio thing and how it used to be equal are much more effective?#while also not being guilt-trippy#but tbf I'm also not an artist! I've made fanworks but very infrequently#I'm talking under 500 notes for the most popular things#so my notifs don't rlly get clogged with only likes/I don't actively experience this ratio on a reg basis#and I don't rely on reblogs to generate attention and income etc#poll#socials
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A trope that gets to me: 'guard dog' character and their partner who are both fully aware of it and honestly don't care/kind of like it. Someone says "call your guard dog off" and their partner does call them off. That person, their 'guard dog', is someone who is unreservedly, irrefutably loyal to them. Someone undoubtedly dangerous who is willing to kill, to maim, to obey, simply because of their love for one another. There's no manipulation involved— it is loyalty, brutal, dogged loyalty. And it goes both ways.
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Homoerotic lipstick/lip balm applying:
GAP The Series (2022)
Hello, Stepmother (2022)
Show Me Love (Teaser, 2022)
The Courtesan and the Female Scholar (2022)
Show Me Love (2023)
Lucky My Love (2023)
Chaser Game W: Power Harassment Boss Is My Ex-Girlfriend (2024)
23.5 The Series (Music Video, 2024)
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Come along tall goth husband we must pretend we aren’t in love
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his first ever call from his dad. have you thought about it
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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.
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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest
Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind
Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone
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Q: When you first met that character, and you seemed a little standoffish and maybe threatened, and not a big fan. Do you think it's because deep down you had these... something there brewing, but you didn't know what it was?
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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