seeing jlaw pregnant is big annie throwback haha

Dude, I had no idea she was even pregnant :o good for her! But god. Yeah. YEAAAAH. Not saying my inner Damien is feeling accomplished, but... :P

SELENA GOMEZ as MABEL MORA | ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021-)

ok. point him out, mittens.

BABY

Zayn out here bringing the Nando vibes to life 😂 this brings back MEMORIES

it's been, like, four years, and i'm still out here thirsting over michael fjordbak. gdi.

Morter - 14

morter + things you said after you kissed meIt doesn’t take the first time, or the second, and it’s disheartening, to say the least. They both take it hard, but Cae thinks that it’s Sky, surprisingly, who seems to wear his heart on his sleeve the most these days (and maybe, just maybe, Caelan wishes that he would go back on his meds, just to see if they would help).Skylar goes to bed early, the night they get the news that, for the second time, the in vitro has failed, but Cae doesn’t wait long to follow him. He isn’t surprised to find his husband burrowed into the blankets of their bed while the sound of his sniffling fills the room, but it still makes his heart ache. He shrugs out of his shirt and shimmies out of his jeans quickly before crawling under the sheets to join the older man.“Sky,” he coaxes, his own eyes beginning to mist over as they both reach out for each other, coming together in a tangle of limbs and blankets in the centre of the bed. The older of the pair lets out a rather pitiful whine, and Caelan whimpers in response. “Shh,” he soothes, “Shh, love, I’m right here.”He isn’t sure who kisses who first, but their lips meet, and by the time they separate, Caelan isn’t entirely sure whose tears have left the taste of salt on his lips. He blinks his own eyes a few times, trying to rid his lashes of the tears clinging to them, and holds his husband tight against his chest, fingers threading through dirty blond locks. He takes a few steadying breaths before he dips his head, neck craning almost uncomfortably.“We’ll keep trying,” he says gently, his lips pressing scattered kisses into his husband’s hair and along his forehead, “Sky, I promise you, we’ll keep trying.”i couldn’t decide for sure where to go with this one, so have a really short little mini-fill, too;skylar sighs happily as he pulls away from caelan, the taste of his husband’s lips lingering on his own. he smiles down at the newborn baby girl in his arms, his eyes glistening with unshed tears as he moves his gaze over to the equally as young boy in caelan’s. his tears are spilling over by the time he looks at his husband again, and his smile is so wide that it should hurt, but it doesn’t.“they both have your eyes.”

Just a quick reminder that Ben and Benji have been married for four months now :D (and they were meant to move to France last month...welp) ur welcome~

my heart is bursting omfg

i cannot believe how grown they are now, my HEART.

truly THE otp, god. they deserve all the good things coming their way.

knox being the honorary boomer of the band even though he just barely squeaks by on the millennial edge....lord, the rest of them are zoomers. and so much was explained (jk jk)

addhgfkdgl

sky is gonna call knox a boomer ALL THE TIME god. god. ok boomer is his favourite response when knox texts him reminders about shit now.

tell me about how much tommy grows to like christmas, once it isn't another day set aside to pretend the montagues are an upstanding family tbh

he grows to love it SO MUCH!!! and it’s a little hard, at first, because it’s not like he cares about the gifts and stuff, but to go from a life of wanting for nothing to being on the run and having to pinch every penny... he hates not being able to spoil pip, because he wants to, god, he wants to, and he totally gets creative sometimes, uses transfiguration to make better gifts, but more than all that, he just loves the traditions that they start to fall into it? pip teaches him about driving around to look at the christmas lights, and the snuggle up with butterbeer in the evenings and pip introduces him to all kinds of classic christmas movies, and tommy learns how to cook all the standard fixings, except he -sucks- at stuffing, it’s always too dry, but pip just kisses him on the cheek and tells him it’s great, and they drink hot chocolate on christmas morning and exchange their gifts and then they just sort of cuddle in front of the fire, because it’s not like they have anywhere to be, right? except they do because later in the evening they always go to the local animal shelter of wherever they are and volunteer so the usual people can go spend christmas with their families and and and

halp

OH MY GOD THE GLASSES AND THE SMILE AND THE ONESIE T H O M A S P L S

IS HE NOT THE CUTEST AND MOST PRECIOUS THING???? I AM WEAK

tommy being a forever uncool boywizard with a cat and glasses? SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

R I G H T omfg i saw the boywizard part and i was like OH OK DEN

Close up ‪- Harry photographed by Tim Walker for Fine Line. ‬

colin ford's new show is set during a zombie apocalypse (i think idk i haven't watched the trailers that closely) and first of all fancy would save cam's behind so many times during a zombie uprising but also second of all he looks very cute !

omg i’m so sorry i missed this somehow??? but ahh! i’ve actually watched the first episode cuz kat had it on when i was in the living room, and it looked... interesting. i do love me some zombie shows, esp when there’s some comedy mixed in. so. yknow. but ugh yessss he looks SO good in it and it killed me a lil bitand b’aww fancy would totally do everything in her power to protect cam, but, like, he wouldn’t be useless or anything either, imo. i feel like he’d be really good on the more domestic end of survival - farming, mending things, maybe healing. they’d still be a team, as always ♥

You know. It’d explain a lot if dragon eggs were this impenetrable substance that only could break down and safely release the fledgling if it was sufficiently surrounded by gold. And for centuries dragons just needed to dig down and find a gold vein in the mountains, and they’d return and return and return to the same area, up until human were like: hey, we have no actual use for this super soft inert metal, but we like it, so it’s ours now. And the dragons were then forced to go: hello! I see your capitalist nightmare society is hoarding gold because it decided it had value for no reason. We need it for actual reasons. We would like ti back now.

Humanity: We sort of based our entire value system off it? So no?

Dragons: But you aren’t using it and we need it.

Humanity: Sweet. Can you pay us for it? 

Dragons: Do you accept UNENDING FIRE TERROR as payment?

So humanity was just like: ooh noooo. The dragons just like sleeping on top of gold for no reeeeason. They stole all of it because they are just terrible and greedy. So terrible. Our gold. Oh no. We need it. For richness. Oh nooooooo. You have to save us then you can be rich too.

Slytherin: sir that’s my emotional support hufflepuff I need that

help i accidentally fell into the dannie tag

i will not help you, this is a wonderful thing :p