Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.

so very tired of being covered in hives again for no reason. like I thought I was done with this two years ago. and I’m so fucking nervous because last time I had the 7 weeks of non-stop hives, it triggered whatever the fuck reaction in my body that caused whatever the fuck chronic pain condition I now have. and now it’s happening again and I’m just like…I really don’t wanna deal with this. and I’m tired of having no answers.

yes i'm normal about him. i need to gnaw on him like a no. 2 pencil

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

POINT AND LAUGH

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

Maybe if he was a little less fuckable we wouldn’t be in this mess

G… gender roles? [I open my hand, confused, and reveal a fistful of dnd dice] Which one do I…?

I cannot stress enough how important it is to do silly, frivolous things that serve no other purpose than making you happy.

Who’s afraid of little old me? YOU SHOULD BE.

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day