Well what’s the fucking point then
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I desperately need someone to convince my nervous system that the tiger does not exist.
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there's no greater betrayal than finally starting to read a book you've had sitting for months on your shelf or your desk or your nightstand and then finding out it's bad. like. i gave you a fucking home.
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The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor
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I'm the type of girl that loves an ibuprofen
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My opinion of mlb is its trash but its my trash you know
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Why did you give the last of your food to that poorly disguised mimic? You were finally at peace with letting go, but now this odd thing won’t leave you alone and is even turning itself into various items in an attempt to aid you.
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Go hiking. Fake your death. Become one with the forest. Elevate to forest god. The simple things.
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the notes are broken 😂
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Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files
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