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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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listen. i’m all for gay sex saturday, but all i’m saying is that sea slug saturday is definitely a contender
i think the world is ready to see this one :)
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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👶🐓
time for the little guys to have a snack
🧀🐀
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if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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if you catch me making out with the personified version of clam chowder- dont question it. either get with the program or move on buster
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at lunchtime i give the ants little pieces of crumb to take home to their queen. they are such strong little boys
do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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🥺❤️
yeah seems about accurate
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨
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Aaand "What If" the escalator scene still happened with Peggy 👀
bonus:
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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Actually, people are good by nature and you're a fool if you think otherwise.
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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[video by crowbabies. original caption: My stinky baby]
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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i have never watched a show and not thought out loud “god these fuckers need therapy”
“I wish my favorite characters would go to therapy 😭 😭 😭” well I don’t! I’m having fun. I hope they kill even more people
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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can we pretend that:
airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
you never made this post. please. let’s all just forget about it
Mordetwi is the only thing that matters they are in love for real
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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edgar allen poe would be pleased with this retelling
(cask of amontillado but we’re rooting for the murderer): noooooo mr murderer! That’s the kool-aid man! (I forgot to mention the other guy is the kool-aid man)
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3. indiana jones is my roommate
4. they fucking love to fuck with indiana jones
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1. snake magnet
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snootyfrogface · 3 years
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*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing
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my 12 year old brother is carrying the lgbt community on his back
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