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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears
I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out
WORKIN' HARD
HARDLY WORKIN'
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I have seen cardboard cutouts with more personality than anyone in this entire book.
50 pages into a vampire novel and this chick talks so much that if I were the vampire I'd have eaten her by now.
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1925 Necklace, fan and perfume bottle photographed by Paul Outerbridge. From The Forgotten Splendour, FB.
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I think this is Ravenous by Fyre:
It's part 2 of a long series called Hunger.
ATTENTION GOOD OMENS FANDOM!!
I NEED YOUR HELP!
I'm looking for a fanfic I read a while ago that I didn't bookmark!
It features Aziraphale blindfolded tied to Crowley's throne while Crowley feeds Aziraphale some sort of apple flavored mousse. No sex happens, just Aziraphale being a sensualist.
PLEASE HELP ME FIND IT.
K, thanks BAI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded
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An Anatolian pars, a leopard subspecies, is seen by a camera trap set up in Turkey. It was thought that the endangered animal was extinct for years until 2013 when two of them were spotted
Photograph: Anadolu Agency/Getty Images
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Today's printer shenanigans:
Printing a new text block and the printer has a jam on the second sheet. Annoying but workable. Clear the jam, it prints the rest of the document with no issues.
Reprint the signature with the jam. Jams again in the exact same place.
Reprint the signature again. Printer sucks in three sheets of paper instead of one, so while it's two-sided from the printer's point of view it's definitely not usable for the book.
Reprint the signature for the fourth time. Watch it like a hawk but it actually behaves this time.
I got what I needed so I can laugh about it now but god I can't wait till I have the money to replace this thing.
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i don't know jack or shit about the locked tomb series here's my impressions of the only five characters i can name. pictures were taken off the wiki pages, which i didn't read. godbless
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Playing with watercolors and water brush pen
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Flowers in the Rain Tiara
A diamond set tiara in the Russian taste designed as flowers in the rain. The leaves, petals, and raindrops are open work. Made by Boucheron in May 1910. (Munn, p. 311)
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