snazzyscarf
“Everything Ends. And So Our Story Begins.”
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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars
the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?
me: hm
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Another thing is that when this aggression started, we were so worried about winter and how displaced people in tents will survive it. Earlier this week the temperature in Gaza hit 38 degrees (100 Fahrenheit) and we are now wondering how will displaced people survive the heat in those tents.
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
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Turns out an ego death removes all your sick skateboarding abilities
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not beating the none of my emotions have ever been genuine allegations
#scarf.txt#personal#never really thought I’d be at the point I’m my life where I’m insecure about my voice of all things considering how much i liked it but#oh well#the ‘I’ve never felt anything real ever’ to ‘I’m a terrible person who takes advantage of others’ pipeline. sighs
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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow
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now, you’ll never ever forget me for the rest of your life.
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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ok another one
*you can alter, add, and subtract as much as you want whenever you feel like it. digits and extremities like ears can be lengthened or shortened. you would remain recognizably you when you shift, just a little Off!
*examples being cold, stomach bug, headache, burns, cuts, fractures, cavities, etc. alleviates all pain from more intense ailments but does not heal them. self-refilling.
*once a day limit
*you are very likely to survive near-death experiences
and i must amend that you will not always win the lottery. you are just much more likely to!
#fridge#would be so much more eager to try cooking new things if I didn’t have to be anxious abt wasting ingredients/stuff going bad
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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My Regent crown has finally arrived.
I'm in a melancholic mood now. However, this is quite suitable for a lullaby.
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