wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

do you think the APA would accept this as a way to get people to do research

Can I study your brain in a jar?

Only if you let me borrow your PS5 sometimes

committing medical malpractice all by yourself, handsome?

i have such a love-hate relationship with my own blog. i miss my old one but also i hope it rots in hell but also it archives who i was but also i hope they rot in hell.

hee hee hoo hoo i am going Delerious from staring at geese. cannot stop

hooked up with a guy and when i fell asleep i had a dream he worked inside a vending machine. like you would put the money in and he would just grab it out and place it in the box bit. what does this mean

forgot how epic tumblr is. its like if i had a diary except with the very real possibility of loads of strangers breaking into my bedroom and reading it. nice

smorkle 👍

when i was fifteen i had a vivid reoccurring dream where hank and john green broke into my home and stole all the food out of my fridge and replaced it all with pebbles. i miss it

i hope anyone who sees this account thinks of me as a simple Bot. do not percieve me as a complex human with free will. No ❤️

kpop

sharks r so. cute abd sweet and tender and loveable i will literally slaughter u violently to protect their image. my babies ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

got dumped like 2 days ago my therapist wont pick up the phone so shitposting time it is babygirls!!!!!

if i was drowning i thi k i would grow gills. built different