HI just a quick post to say i probably wont be posting for a little while. my smosh hyperfixation is waning and also i’m technically grounded right now so rip. but!! i still love all of you!!!!!! smoshblr is great!!!!! :))))

Smosh Hunger Game simulator

*insert Amanda doing cannon sound effect*

i cant add pics on anon but when i see u comment on my stuff i go SPLAT!!! thank u for the support... - @bowcrary

YOU’RE SO WELCOME i love your stuff so so much and i love the ship so so much and i am just so happy and filled with love and joy for it all!!!!!!!!!! thank you for posting your stuff!!!!!!!!

sorry to be self indulgent on main but haha drew a scene from my chanse/tommy fic

“shayne’s best character is the chosen!” “no it’s courtney freaking miller!” “no it’s dumpster wizard!”

smh….. i’ll never forget u queen ♥️

here’s damien confirming on stream <3 figured y’all would want the clip

both the "actually shourtney is real because of [insert 10 piles of video evidence] and you should've listened to me" takes and the thousands of "actually shourtney is Not real and y'all are stupid for ever thinking of it, that's obviously a prank" post variations r both equally weirdly parasocial takes abt this whole situation. has anyone considered that it isn't up to us to decide ! that we aren't owed a perfect conclusion to all of this !

can we please treat shayne and courtney with the respect they deserve. if the wedding was real it doesn’t justify weird stalkerish behavior just because “we were right.” it doesn’t justify acting like courtney is a straight cis woman because they clearly aren’t no matter who she’s with. if it was fake it wasn’t cruel and evil to shippers, it was an elaborate prank that’s completely on brand for them. they would totally have planned this for months to one up arasha. please just treat your favorite famous people as humans, it’s okay to be very invested in this but remember that courtney and shayne are human beings with feelings and lives outside of fandom

marriage aside, he’s real for this

✩ mysterium tremendum et fascinans

tommy bowe/chanse mccrary, rated t, 12.8k words

summary:

It’s not that Chanse is disinterested. Quite the opposite, really. There’s a weird sort of charm to Tommy: his reverence for technopop, the nonsensical bit ideas he makes for Smosh’s socials. Tommy also seems to get him to a degree others don’t, his hawk-like screech-laugh playing in his mind on repeat. Chanse’s somewhat divorced from his more vulnerable side, but he thinks he can trust his logic, and his logic is telling him that he should go for it. Tommy is, however, another story. “Thanks for the material, man.” “‘Man’,” Chanse parrots. “Is that all I am to you?” “Don’t overthink it,” Tommy finally replies back while turning around.

Or, the five times Chanse yearns for Tommy, and the one time Tommy allows himself to yearn back.

read here <3

A post from Dani Howe, who recently left smosh after working in the marketing team

"From Pet to Threat" - This just happened to me AGAIN and after 10+ years in this biz, I’m sick of having to get over it in silence for fear of being blacklisted, or labeled as “difficult to work with” because I chose to be open about my working experience. I won’t go into details, as this isn’t meant to be that kind of post, but I want to share this research because the “Pet to Threat" phenomena keeps happening to me and so many of my peers, particularly over the last few years here in LA. It’s truly an abusive cycle that repeats for far too many people in the workplace, but especially and aggressively for Black women in the entertainment/media industry. So many of us work extremely hard from a place of love, peace and genuine passion for our crafts. We choose to put our prowess out there, hoping that it’ll be reciprocated with that same authenticity by our leadership/mentors/peers, only to be undermined and vehemently devalued in favor of this insistence for power and control at every turn. I’ll never understand the need to prioritize pettiness & ego over doing the right thing for another team member or putting the best, most collaborative work out there for your company. What’s the point of hiring an expert or someone with big potential, just to diminish them? I'm tired of entering spaces I was promised were full of golden potential and stability, only to have to abruptly leave that space a short while later, lest endure unsafe + toxic working dynamics if I choose to brave it. The feelings of shame, guilt and confusion that come after are all too familiar, and yet they never get any easier to deal with. Constantly being in an anxious place of trying to figure out what went wrong and changing my approach, while the world you left couldn’t even be bothered to think twice about you, feels like a losing game. Why even play anymore? I'm only left jobless with no prospects, broke, and burdened with heavy feelings of sadness that I feel really dumb for having. Because it’s just a job, right? And the house always wins.

Some of you might question why even share all of this. Well, I fully believe transparency is one of the best ways to educate and inspire those around you. By sharing this article and a bit about my experience, I hope others feel encouraged to choose themselves and stop letting lazy business practices suppress their potential. I have no idea what’s next for me - this post has probably tanked any chance of me continuing a career in entertainment marketing. But what I do know is that I’m not accepting being overlooked anymore. Not having my true potential nurtured or recognized because the mentors I believed in would rather act out of insecurity than help me thrive is total BS. I deserve better than that, and so do you. I hope today is the day you know your worth."

Im interested in who are they going to blame now. It was once Defy - but now that it's in the hands of the original creators and owners - the same mistakes seem to be popping up. Hmmm

Also if fans start villanizing her the way they did with Boze and Saige - 👊👊👊 i will find you and i will punch u in the fucking face

my best friends btw

SPENCER?!?!?!!!!!!????????????????????

party rockin!!!!!

the smosh-starkid-aoaoaoa-dropout crossovers ARE my multiverse of madness like amanda and damien on “um, actually” and angela, chanse, and arasha debating grant, jiavani, and vic??? the unreleased chanse aoaoaoa episode?????

we're spommy shippers, of course...

We think bicep squeeze counts as PDA

We consider Spencer's homoerotic jokes as subtext

Our favorite moments include someone wearing a dog cone or eating something disgusting

We can make a guy saying that he would never date another guy into something romantic

We love one ball and taint surgery jokes

We think they have everything in common because they are from Florida, like pokemon and both wore an eyepatch as kids

We love superhero AUs

We consider "bub" and "my dude" as the greatest forms of endearment

We're scared they will read one of ours in a Smosh theatre fanfiction and make fun of it

my message to the world.....