found this in my bathroom

A Child in the Forest

“And stay out, ya’ tiny freeloaders!”  Jonas shouted as he shook a fist at the small figures fleeing from his clearing. Once they had receded into the treeline, he let out an angry sigh and headed back into his home, slamming the door behind him. The resulting boom echoed for miles. “Damn runts… Always trying to steal from me.”

He made his way back to his favorite armchair, melting into it as soon as he got in. He had intended on relaxing this evening, not chasing even more humans from his home. The little things were so annoying, always getting into places where they didn’t belong. They had their own towns and cities outside of giant country, why couldn’t they leave him alone? Dealing with them soured his mood 100% of the time.

At the very least, he could relax until he needed to go out and grab some fire wood later. Assuming no more humans got in his way that is.

Reclining in his chair, Jonas smiled and drifted off into a peaceful nap.

And mere hours later, he was out in the forest, chopping down one of the many pine trees that littered the surroundings. With every swing of his axe, the tree’s support wavered more and more. He was a practiced lumberjack, having built his cabin by himself, so chopping down just one tree was a simple matter. As the steady sound of wood splintering echoed into the cold night air, he briefly began to wonder how humans got around this forest in the first place. He could understand them getting through a forest their size in their lands, but a giant forest? The grass alone dwarfed them! They had to be plain stupid to get around. And that wasn’t even counting those ones who made little settlements nearby. He could never find them, but they were apparently close enough to break into his home regularly.

Jonas was suddenly snapped from his thoughts by the crackling of the tree finally falling over. He gave it a final push, allowing it to crash through the canopy and land with an earth-shattering THUMP on the ground. The giant sighed and wiped his forehead free of sweat. “Finally…”

Just as he began to stomp over to chop the tree up into more manageable pieces, his well-trained ears heard something. An almost imperceptible voice piercing through the cold night air. “It almost sounded like… crying?

Frowning, Jonas shrugged and walked over to continue his task. It wasn’t his problem after all. He lived by a simple code: never get involved in anyone else’s business. If someone were dumb enough to get hurt around here, that was their problem. Especially since it was probably a human wandering around his house. They deserved it then. But as he chopped up the lumber, the crying continued. It simply wouldn’t stop. And soon enough, he realized.

That was the sound of a baby crying.

With a start, Jonas felt a surge of panic run through him. Who the hell would leave a baby in a giant forest!? Especially if it were human!? And if it were crying for this long, no one was around to help… Before he knew what he was doing, Jonas was rushing off to the source. He followed his ears all the way to the edge of the clearing outside of his house, the crying becoming slightly louder and louder. Until finally, he was right upon it.

Please give us more giant dad.

Right away! *salutes* This is just a little drabble, but whatevs~

“Dad! Dad! Dad!” An incessant voice buzzed in his ear. The man tried to drown it out. He couldn’t focus on two things at once, and making dinner required all of his attention… But that evidently wasn’t going to happen any time soon, if the childish voice practically shouting in his ear was anything to go by.

“Dad~! “ the kid whined. “Come on! Pay attention to me!” Finally, he turned off the stove with a heavy sigh and turned his head to look down at the kid on his shoulder. The child was barely five years old, and a comparative 1 and a half inches tall. 

“What is it now?” he huffed. The kid pulled out a scap of paper from his pocket.

“See, Dad! I drew a picture of us!” Just barely, the man could make out little bits of color on the paper scrap, and had to squint to see the crude drawing of him in stick figure form, holding a little dot of green. 

He couldn’t help the small smile that appeared on his face. “Heh, good job, kid. But I’m way bigger than that you know.”

The tiny child huffed. “Nu-uh! I made you smaller in this cuz I’m catching up to you! I’m gonna be taller than you when I grow up!”

The man chuckled. “Oh really? Well I’m sure you will be.” He brought up a finger to ruffle the kid’s mop of hair. “You’re going to have to eat your vegetables if you want to grow any though.”

The kid crossed their arms. “No way! They’re super gross! And you make way too much!”

He chuckled again. “Okay, okay. I’ll make you a little less next time.” He turned the stove back on to continue making the stir fry. “And I’ll be sure to put your drawing up on the fridge later if you eat it all, okay?”

“… fine.”

“Whew, I was afraid I’d have to promise you extra dessert.”

“Wait no, I want that!”

He laughed, continuing to make dinner even as the kid demanded more dessert in his ear.

ahh tell me about that g/t family idea you had !!

Hehe, well listen up because I’ve got way too much stuff to say about this idea

So like, you’ve got this giant who’s feared all across the land by the tinies. He’s super well known for defending his land in this forest (whether that means he’s technically human size and dealing with tiny peeps on his property, or a giant living in the mountains is up to debate) and being positively terrifying to anyone who dares enter it and get caught. But one day, he finds this freaking tiny baby in the forest, and has absolutely no idea what to do with it. But you know, it’s raining so he brings this baby in.And he’s totally planning to just drop this kid off with the nearest tiny because who the hell just leaves a tiny baby right outside his house, he could have stepped on it, or someone else could have! And before he knows it, the giant is dedicated to taking care of this kid because what if he gets hurt somehow? He can’t have that on his conscience. He’s not a monster.And somehow, four years later or so, this giant has a kid who’s like, a 30th of his size and calling him dad and wanting to always use him as a jungle gym, even as his “dad” is trying to get rid of some annoying tinies. And over the years his scaring game has really been fading, and he still tries to be grumpy, but this kid has wormed his way into his heart and won’t leave so he’s just gotta deal with the fact that there’s nothing he loves more.

i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

Local tiny tries to give the biggest hug they can muster, big friend melts in adoration. More at 10EST.

Local tiny tries to give the biggest hug they can muster, big friend melts in adoration. More at 10EST.

Date a giant whose lips could crush you, yet they take extreme care to be delicate when they kiss you.

Date a giant who will hold you just the right way in their hands, and who’ll never miss a step when they’re walking with their little treasure.

Massages!?! Tiny wantz one!!! ;3; What can I do in return?!

Getting something in return for massaging a tiny is like getting paid to play video games (meaning damn, even more awesomeness on top of what I’d already gladly do for free?!?!)

Honestly, the tactile fascination gratification and cuteness that will inevitably emanate from you is so much wonderful already, I’d feel selfish to add anything on top of that.

But I guess if you’d really wanna repay the favor, you could try to massage my hands or give me a scalp massage and play with my hair. Hugs and tiny kisses are also appreciated, but I won’t ask you to do that (and I’d also get way too flustered >//////

It’s probably a lot to ask for a hand massage, since just one is probably bigger than your whole body and you’d have to do a lot of climbing and your whole body would get all tense again, whereas I could massage your hands just by lightly squishing them between the pads of my thumbs and forefingers. (ahhhh it’d feel so cool to feel you move your little fingers around on my fingertips. and you could feel the fingerprints ahhhhhhhh)

Honestly just the whole tactile exploration is a wondrous joy for the both of us at the end of the day.

Can you imagine two people having a light chat, one of whom is dating a tiny and the other has no idea they exist- the second person is laughing about how short their partner is and the funny and cute situations that arise from it, talking about how it can be pretty adorable and as much as they can be grumpy about it they love being the small one too!

And then the first person is just like ‘haha, yeah it sure is neat- I’m the same.’

And the second one asks how short their partner is and they blurt out 'two inches’

'That’s not too big of a size difference between you two!’

And the first person just SWEATS and glances at their pocket which is suspiciously squirming, like ohh we were discussing very different concepts here weren’t we- you thought I mean they were two inches short than me Rather than Two inches tall Exactly

I’m too lazy to draw anything for longer than like five minutes so here are some super sketchy sketches

i was at the store and saw a bunch of these “worlds smallest” things, they’d be perfect for tinies!

a giant: Oh, it's okay! Don't be scared, I won't hurt you!!

me, indignantly: c'mon dude the fear is the best part of this act scary again

giant: what

me: INTIMIDATE ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT!! LOOM OVER ME! PICK ME UP WITHOUT ASKING! SMIRK FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!

okay i love giants that arent really nice but they arent really mean either? theyre just kinda? unaware?

like they see a tiny for the first time and scOOP EM UP “OH MY GOD A TINY PERSON THATS SO COOL” and just kinda flip the poor thing about while looking bc its so new and the giants so excited!! theyre clumsy and just “holy shit this is incredible i wanna learn everything about you oh my god”

and meanwhile the tiny is panicking the fuck out bc theyve been flipped all around and theyre just “oH GO D ITS GONNA KEEP ME AAAAA”

and just “c-can you put me down” “why???” bc the giant doesnt GET that all their movements are massive and theyre terrifying their little “friend”

esp if they make jokes like “oh i could just eat you up youre so cute” or “oh my gosh im keeping you forever” bc they dont realize how scary that is, and the tiny is just PANIC

and then if the giant gets that the tiny is scared but they dont get WHY so theyre just “??? hug??? HUG!” and the scared tiny DOES NOT APPRICIATE THE SMOOSHES

unknowingly terrifying giants are rad af pls add on with ur fav unintentionally scary giant tropes

Hi..

So I have just created this wonderful g/t side blog, and I’m looking for some cool people to follow (with my main blog of course!) Writing, art, and just plain fluff are things i’m looking for (i am okay with vore, so long as it’s soft) I might start making and posting my own g/t ocs and art, but there are so many talented people in the community and I just learned how to use my tablet…

But of course, I hope you have a lovely day! 

Okay so imagine tiny shoulder angels, like in those tv scenes where the person needs to make a moral decision, but permanent? Like they sit on ur shoulder and help u get through tough times, idk its a cute idea tho