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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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Paris was able to guess that her fidgeting meant there was something on her mind but had never thought I’d be this big.

“w h a t?? you’re pregnant?? like you’re gonna have a tiny person growing in you for nine months?? oh my god this is unbelievable”

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She hasn’t been able to sit still all night. She’s always like this when she has news to share, all jittery and…well, stuttery. She lasts about three hours before the words just burst out of her lips. “I’m pregnant.”

#[i only have 32 icons and this is not an accurate expression #( CONVERSATION. )#[he assumed she wanted to get a dog this is way bigger he was not prepared #fairjuliet

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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@heavyliightness

“Beverley Hills 90210 is incredibly inaccurate, don’t cha think??”

#( closed starter. )#heavyliightness

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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@heavyburdcn

“ You look familiar. Wait, don’t tell me, you were...”

He pauses to think.

“On American Idol !!”

#[paris son try thinking back to that party #[not back to 2007 #( closed starter. )#heavyburdcn

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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like for a starter from this dO RK NAMED PARI S

#[tOO LAZY TO MAKE A NEW ONE HER E #( starter call. )

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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( dante ; )

he smiles broadly up at his father, releasing the man’s legs if only to hold up his tiny little arms. “fino, papà, fino !!”

“va bene, piccolo uomo!!”

he bends down and lifts his tiny son, his own smile just as broad.

#[thx and this is google translate i know maybe 8 sentences in italian #[and i grew up exposed to the language im a sham #capuletparis

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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@lovefoole

℘ “I think dogs deserve eternal life”

#[idk paris is just rlly into dogs rn at a stream i streamed dog related xmas films and he was just '!!!'#( CLOSED STARTER. )#lovefoole

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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reblog if it's okay to IM you

#[i hve yet to get the thing but sure!!#( PSA. )

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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like for a starter from this dO RK NAMED PARI S

#[i got down to 3 drafts *festive emojis*#( starter call. )

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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( dante ; )

+ @slowtoslack

the little boy, upon seeing his father, immediately lets out a pleased squeal and toddles over to wrap himself around the man’s legs.

he looks down at his son and affectionately ruffles his hair.

“hey li’l’ man!!”

he still can’t believe that this little bundle of joy is 50% him, 50% the love of his life, and 100% amazing but its real life and he couldn’t be happier.

#[idek what this is but h ere smol son #[lso abt ur title *paris voice* you will al way s be my bab y bO Y #( conversation. )#capuletparis

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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( juliet ; )

she feels terrible, a rolling pain in the pit of her stomach. she can FEEL that his heart is hurting, and she can’t do any- thing about it. ( well, she CAN, but that would involve hurting her own heart… and, although she may like to claim otherwise, she’s rather selfish. ) “i’m sorry.”

he doesn’t blame her for it. he’d be a lousy spouse anyways. he wants her to be happy and she will be, without him.

“don’t be. this is all on me. maybe i should just...go”

#[idek what this icon is i have too many happy paris icons and thats a good thing b ut #( CONVERSATION. )

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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#( MY LOVE'S COUSIN. )#[l ook at my other son look at this t ra sh

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slowtoslack-blog · 8 years

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“it’s fine. even i know that”

he thought it was love. he thought he’d met the girl of his dreams but really he’d just got himself into another mess because he was stupid and worthless just like every one said. even when they didn’t say it he knew they were thinking it.