My blog is 8 today!

How do people deal with the stresses of everyday life?

There are monsters in my head.

Anyone else feel like, as an adult, you're supposed to have your shit together but in reality you're not even sure if you have your sanity?

it fucking blows my mind when like cp10 Pokemon have the audacity to pop out of the pokeball. what the fuck. you mean nothing to me. get in the ball.

Trying to counsel a patient who doesn’t speak English

do u ever look forward to a nap so badly like this nap is the highlight of your day you’re gonna nap so hard it’s ridiculous

when people read your messages and then don’t reply and your heart just breaks a little

When your friend tells you something really random before a test and it ends up being a question on the exam

Timing is everything. That guy you meet at 18 would mean something different to you if you met him at 28.

(via c0ntemplations)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

There is no White History Month because whites hold all the power. There is no Straight Pride because heterosexuals hold all the power. There is no Men’s Rights Movement because men hold all the power.

If you are not being oppressed, your cause does not require awareness. You already have everything in your favor. Quit whining and recognize your privilege.

You feelings are always valid.

when the teacher says “you have to be pretty stupid to get this question wrong” and the whole class laughs but i don’t understand it at all

Decorating your first apartment sounds fun until you realize you have to pay for everything …

10 minutes into Netflix and Chill

“Where do I recognise her from? What else have i seen her in? Ah fuck what else has she been in!”

When you're still in school but friends start coming to you for drug advice