its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a sword

That moan on first entry >>>>>

I went on a date with a girl last night and I have purple hair and wore a purple top and purple eyeshadow and she has a green chunk in her hair and wore a green shirt and green eyeliner………soulmates

why are you as a man working at dunkin’ donuts tjats a job for girls who were bitches in high school

Pictured: a tweet by Laiken Jordan

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BREAKING: A representative from the Tohono O'odham Nation says the @//NatlParkService is now denying tribal members (& the public) access to Quitobaquito.

The O'odham have held ceremony at this sacred spring for millenia. They could now face arrest for continuing this tradition.

"Worst of all is that, having colonised almost every known corner of reality, capitalism convinces us that life itself is what’s awful. Which would be so much easier to believe, relinquishing us from the added strain of imagining what possibilities might lie beyond the existent. But some things can never be fully ground down, some truths – physiological rather than intellectual – never quite forgotten. As children, everything was so different: we promised ourselves we’d never become old, nor surrender our dreams. With the passing of time, though, those joyous days, in which all activity was but a modification of play, somehow receded into the distant past. Hammered out of us by the banality of routine, and the violence of constant stress, that youthful wisdom – the unashamed passion with which we approached every conceivable issue – slowly withered and died. As adults, most of us have totally forsaken the preciousness of life – not merely our own lives as individuals, but also of life itself. Yet it can always be rediscovered. Lying within each of us is a dormant truth, something so terrible, so revolutionary, that it threatens to demolish everything that makes the 21st century such a wretched affair: life is not merely something to get through. "

- Total Liberation

There’s something hilarious about how these mods were made by the same user

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

are you in the top 1% of listeners or are you normal

the slayyyter lyric “they play me on the radio” is so funny bc like… they don’t

This remains a fanfiction masterpiece in what not to write.

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