night's sleep for 12+ hours: i want to lay here forever if i have to leave this place terrible things will happen
night's sleep for 9 hours: i am a human animal and i will eat a meal and exercise while engaging in social intercourse
night's sleep for 6 hours: im up im awake im doing stuff I'm good
night's sleep for 5 hours: the world is fundamentally an evil place
night's sleep for 4 hours: the world is an uncaring place
night's sleep for 3 hours: the world is made of a thin film of breakable craftpaper
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HEY.
are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?
idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily
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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy
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your getting so sleepy. so tired. here's some blankets take a delightful nap for me O.K.?
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SLEEP I want to try
Pillow is my favorite guy
REST I need some more
into bed where I go snore
PHEW I go honk and shoo
have a blanky feel the snooze
Tired system overload
Everybody SLEEEEEEPINGGGG
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I do not respect the grind. Go to bed
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i love the idea of sleep. like oOOH im sor tired im such a tired little guy i can't wait to pass out in my cozy little bed and then proceed to be on my phone for the next 2 hours
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