i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Oh it just clicked! You masturbate too much!

Can a warrior dedicate too much of his life to the blade?

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Dande-Lion Angel to celebrate springtime

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

thinking about falin touden breasting boobily as she turns someone's head into tomato paste. i dont think they have a name for the disease i hauve.

i hate when none of you are online. stop having lives and come be pathetic with me

Being transfem really exposes just how completely full of shit society is about breasts, huh? Like apparently there was some nebulous point sometime after I started E where it stopped being okay to have my tits out in public because....... reasons i guess? Just an arbitrary event horizon of indecency

you don’t think i’m a woman? that’s fine i guess that means i can go topless everywhere now

My job on the commune is to trim each individual piece of grass with very tiny scissors.

Well it being black history month is reminding me how I wanted to doodle something like this down for a while. Since it’s been a lil detail I always take notice of in drawings. These are very simple depictions but I hope it’s enough to give the general idea! Feel free to reblog