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skate-the-onion · 3 days

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It's that time of year again!

#skatetheonion #yuzuru hanyu #cathy reed #miss you 🐐

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skate-the-onion · 21 days

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Changed my mind, here are the actual people who look like mice enjoying their last few hours as humans before the spell wears off

#skatetheonion #shoma uno #kaori sakamoto #soi

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skate-the-onion · 30 days

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World Championships + text post memes part 4/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

#skatetheonion #worlds 2024 #jason brown #chock / bates #metelkina / berulava #<- absolute class acts #stephane lambiel #ft. deniss ft. shoma #kaori sakamoto

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skate-the-onion · 30 days

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World Championships + text post memes part 3/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

#skatetheonion #worlds 2024 #isabeau levito #miura / kihara #amber glenn #fear / gibson #shoma uno #💔

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skate-the-onion · 30 days

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World Championships + text post memes part 2/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

#skatetheonion #worlds 2024 #orihara / pirinen #she who must not be named (and friends)#deniss vasiljevs #loena hendrickx #<- get well soon!#stellato-dudek / deschamps

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skate-the-onion · 30 days

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World Championships + text post memes part 1/4 ( 1 2 3 4 )

#skatetheonion #worlds 2024 #ilia malinin #kam / o'shea #<- charlie brown football vibes #chaeyeon kim #gilles / poirier #adam siao him fa #JUST KIDDING YOU GET THEM NOW #go go gadget ten-hour hyperfocus

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skate-the-onion · 1 month

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Have a little appetizer for the annual Worlds megapost

#skatetheonion #worlds 2024 #adam siao him fa #these posts take me so fuck everything sweet baby jesus long to make #so who knows when they'll be ready #but keep an eye out!

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skate-the-onion · 1 month

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Jason nooooo that was so close to perfect!

#skatetheonion #jason brown #beautiful amazing breathtaking nonetheless #<3 #wc 2024

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skate-the-onion · 1 month

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Dusting off a vintage meme from 2019 Worlds 🥴

#skatetheonion #boyang jin #wc 2024

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skate-the-onion · 1 month

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Made a few more 100% factual fact sheets to occupy myself while waiting for Worlds (past outdated offerings vol. I and vol. II)

#skatetheonion #adam siao him fa #<- stop hitting yourself #matteo rizzo #<- srsly though bring back derniere danse #roman sadovsky #<- can't spell 'sadovsky' without 'sad'#ilia malinin #<- alternate motto: “i haven't decided what to name this yet”

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skate-the-onion · 2 months

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Luka Berulava at Junior Worlds

#skatetheonion #jwc 2024

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skate-the-onion · 3 months

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Inspirational poster. Maybe I'll make a redbubble store.

#skatetheonion #cnats 2024 #kaetlyn osmond #ted barton #ted: “really fought through it!”#can we kidnap anthony paradis and smuggle him to champery please

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skate-the-onion · 3 months

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TL;DR this week in skating

#skatetheonion #euros 2024 #cnats 2024 #get well stephen gogolev #get well gabriel blumenthal #get well roman sadaovsky #get well canada

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skate-the-onion · 4 months

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Quite possibly the stupidest thing I've made to date. Unmute to maximize stupidity.

#skatetheonion #adam siao him fa #or as the interviewer decided to rename him: “adam france”#euros 2024

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skate-the-onion · 4 months

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Happy New Year! Have some extremely belated Japanese nationals + text post memes.

#skatetheonion #jnats 2023 #shoma uno #yuma kagiyama #sota yamamoto #kaori sakamoto #wakaba higuchi #kosho oshima #<- so utterly delightfully ... batshit <3 #happy new year

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skate-the-onion · 4 months

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Breaking news: after countless attempts over the years, Shoma Uno has successful-ish-ly completed the Draw procedure without any major mishaps.

🎉🎉🎉 CONGRATULATIONS SHOMA!!! 🎉🎉🎉

In related news, Nozomu Yoshioka has emerged as a worthy successor to the mantle of Spastic Draw Antics.

🥳🥳🥳 CONGRATULATIONS NOZOMU!!! 🥳🥳🥳

#skatetheonion #shoma uno #nozomu yoshioka #jnats 2023 #shoma's suit got a sparkly upgrade #good effort so i'll give him a pass for the tie being way too long #i miss daisuke's impeccably tailored three-piece charcoal ensembles

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skate-the-onion · 4 months

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Skate the Onion is FIVE YEARS OLD! Here's a throwback to the headline that started it all.

As a thank you to everyone who's enjoyed my content over the years, I'm taking requests to make free skating gifs for my followers. Just send me a message with a link to a video and be sure to specify the timestamp as well as briefly describe what exactly you want giffed. Scenes that are ten seconds or less will look best. Thanks everyone! ❤️ you all!

#skatetheonion #five years!#<3

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