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sistersofblack · 4 years
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Bellatrix: Handcuffs fucking hurt.
Narcissa: Lucius and I use rope. Try that next time.
Bellatrix: Thank you so much for the information I didn’t ask for, but I don’t think I can convince a police officer to use rope.
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sistersofblack · 4 years
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Ted: I can’t believe Dromeda likes me.
Andromeda: Ted, I’m right here. In bed with you. Naked. We’ve been married for three years.
Ted: And every day it astounds me that you’re still here.
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