Got some domains for sale if anyone's interested in having some fun websites

Trying to get out of bed in the morning with someone you just want to lay with all day is super hard.

Millennials getting depressed because they're almost 30

There’s a certain age where you can be legally plowed on camera, but not legally drink

Just living that #shredmonkeylife 🍻 Happy Sunday ✊ . . #wakeboarding #boats #boatsandhoes #beer #beertoss #tombrady #sunday #sundayfunday https://www.instagram.com/p/ByNtckhBUSk/?igshid=4vpt7wis6z3r

Even king knows how to send it #motodogs #justsendit #shredmonkeylife #dogsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/BxDzUzDlYaZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=cgcmdjm67d1n

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

I'm always lookin' for a little dime with a big butt and a nice chest. But what really turns me on is someone smart with a kind heart

People will always believe what they want. There's no point in trying to change that... Unless, that is, you have soul altering powers. Then by all means be that dick head that forces your beliefs on everyone. See how that works out for you in the long run

RIP to a great account 🙏

Welp Twitter got me again 😤 honestly don't know why they hate me so much. Fuck Twitter

Hiding behind anxiety and fear will only give you more anxiety and fear. Learn to let go and just send it. It’s the first, best & last prescription you’ll ever need

Shred monkey life

Adventures, taken alone or with friends, are good for the mind, body and soul.

Shred Monkey Life