i hear a frog outside……….. i wish i could see what he looked like.

so evidently normal guns exist in star wars (called “slugthrowers” because of course) and they’re apparently super broken and extremely useful because they go right through shields designed to deflect energy weapons and if a jedi tries to deflect them with a lightsaber the bullet just melts and turns in to an equally lethal spray of molten metal 

imagine you’re the most badass sith in the universe and Some Dude With A Handgun challenges you and you’re just like “heh… primitive weapons… bring it on” and he shoots you and you suddenly get splattered with a shower of molten metal and you fucking Die 

Griffin’s resume of the future

you are all things revan ,,,,,,,and yet you are nothing 

uh, you cant sit with us

actually MEGAN i cant sit anywhere. i have

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just

when you reach level 7 friendship in pocket camp

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

Punchy is named Punchy because his Japanese name, ‘Binta’, means “a slap in the face”.

current mood

My two favourite tropes are

- character gets thrown/falls an incredibly long way and lands accompanied by a crash and car alarm with an ‘I’m okay!’ Or deadpan ‘ow.’

- character falls down an increasingly painful path but you only see the other characters reacting to it