In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

gay new yorker is an oxymoron btw

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

gay new yorker. faggot about it!

❅OG Loki Headcanons Masterlist❅

It's mostly-organized, but some things don't fit into categories great, so there is some cluttering to it, but should be minimal. Also, since it's a live document, you'll see any new things as i add them! (though i added everything i could think of, so new additions would mean new headcanons rain upon me)

I also have my Miscellaneous MCU Headcanons Masterlist here, which will explain a lot of the things in the Loki master list (this one is definitely a work in progress tho):

Hunter x Hunter 101 is PEAK anime to me. Like, this is what it is all about baby. Two characters we've never seen before or will see again with a power that could have been generated by pulling words out of a hat come the closest anyone has to killing one of our protagonists and he's only saved because he spared the life of an octopus who has a gun that shoots fleas as bullets and dreams of becoming a squid. Our protagonist being an expert dart player saves his life. This is all treated with deadly seriousness. This is the aspiring squid, by the way.

Transcendant. No notes.

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

aside from the fact that everyone can't figure out the depth of naruto and sasuke's bond, it's genuinely so funny that on the surface, they know just how much those boys influence each other because kakashi openly says that naruto's driving force is sasuke then obito says that naruto was meant to be the pawn to test sasuke. it even came to the point that all you need to do is say their name and the other one would fucking react. orochimaru perfected that tactic and triggered feral naruto. they might not understand that bond but they know how it works on surface level. and they take advantage of it.

Proud boyfriends 💕 based on Kishimoto's art

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

I don't want a "healthy" or "wholesome" ship. I want devotion to the point of insanity. I want them to be willing to burn the world to dust and break the very fabric of reality for each other. Hand in unlovable hand. I want them to be willing to put each other's needs over the needs of every other living person. Is that so much to ask.

i got left on seen by morrissey so goodnight