positive affirmations: i can always kill myself

Are you a fan of ANGST? Do you like ridiculously long(around 15k word) flashback chapters that could have been split into three, AFTER already being split up? IF SO Chapter seven of 'Two Slow Dancers' is OUT NOW!!!

Reader discretion is advised please mind the tws

exam season has hindered me from reading the updates of two slow dancers i am DEVASTATED but we gotta lock in so. hard times. BTU I FINALLY FINISHED TNSPP AND AAAAAAAAAAA :((((((( crying now cuz its over (its been over for a while i just procrastinates reading the end) anyways. I am in mourning now see me wearign a black veil as i float across your dash.

IN ALL HOENSTY THO GONNA BE A COMFORT FIC TO ME I LOVED IT SM VBDJKBFDKSBDS the amount of times ive reread in between updates is insane im so excired to do it w the whole thing now CONSTANTLY

thank you sila for your hard work and dedication and im sorry for flooding your ask box (left two asks LOL) HAVE A GOOD DAY YOU ARE BLESSED

That sucks cause I'm about to drop an over 10k word chapter for two slow dancers but I Understand. It's exam season, and I must ALSO lock in (i have not studied a single scrap of paper)

AND YEAH:(( IT'S OVER there's the spinoff but it's not the same, and obvs gotta lock in so probably won't be updated for a while. I will look out for your veil

im so so glad you liked it sm it was so fun writing it i hope the full reread lives up to previous standards I have greatly appreciated both your asks AND HAVE A GOOD DAY AS WELL YOU DESERVE IT FR<3 good luck on your exams <33

And if i say tnspp what then

I opened this sitting at the dinner table and choked.

I started dying to the point where I was asked if I was okay just had to squeak out the clearest 'im fine' i could as I continued to die. This had no right being this funny and you should feel ashamed. This is my favourite ask ever. I hate you, please marry me

i am scotsman

VOTE SILAWASTAKEN FOR FIRST MINISTER OF SCOTLAND‼️‼️📢📢⛈️⛈️⛈️⛈️🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

VOTE SILAWASTAKEN FOR PRESIDENT 2024‼️‼️📢📢🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

"Baby...We can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you and I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself that’s me loving you and loving being you because you’re going to be something extraordinary…. you’re going to be a human being."

i walk onto the stage in front of many bsd fans. “ranpo edogawa has autism.” the crowd cheers. “i also think he has an eating disorder.” the cheering lessens, but the crowd is still on board. i take a deep breath. “ranpo edogawa canonically aligns with many symptoms of npd. i think hes a narcissist.” the cheering dies down. theres some displeased grumbles. “also—“ i brace myself— “he’s got ptsd from his years on the streets. hes probably got motor control issues.” people are starting to get up and leave. “he probably has a hard time walking, has blood sugar issues, and uses a mobility aid. and hes afraid of cops and guns, despite working with them all the time.” i am booed off the stage.

VOTE SILAWASTAKEN FOR PRESIDENT 2024‼️‼️📢📢🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

i would also like to run the treasury department im like a hungry dragon who likes maths

*politely sits on your piles of gold with some spreadsheets and a calculator i never use because im a genius*

"Good news, profits are up by 17% since clients started throwing me their wallets and running screaming. May I suggest these organisations and charities as worthwhile investments with our residual profit?"

I get employee of the year every month mhm

maybe also solve poverty, but i need to work my way into a position of power in the government first

channeling Alexander Hamilton in non-stop vibes for my whole life like I'm running out of time cause im running out of time

i also wrote almost ten thousand words in a few hours but that's not new

channeling Alexander Hamilton in non-stop vibes for my whole life like I'm running out of time cause im running out of time

i also wrote almost ten thousand words in a few hours but that's not new

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

ooc

i can’t stop thinking about how the dazai pipeline is like the will wood pipeline

15 dazai

18 dazai

20 dazai

22 dazai

mountain climbing is so stupid like ??? just teleport???

Random but do you have a side blog?

I do, but this is the side blog lol ✨ I have my main blog and this one, but I never post on my main, this is the one I'm active on most of the time

If I ever actually start doing things with that blog that are bsd related, maybe I'll share it, but for now it's just a bunch of bs from months ago, aside from a few theories that are also from months ago

But yeah, this is my side blog lol :3

fic where double black go to fight shibusawa but come back with a white haired kid shibusawa was torturing

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

my favourite thing about chuuya nakahara is that he's just kind of. chill. about everything. he's like, my tragic backstory has no hold on me, i went to therapy and i'm all good now. i'm a bad guy cuz it pays good and my found family happens to be here. what do you mean that's not a good reason, you a cop or something?

someone will betray him and he'll go ok well that's pretty upsetting. they probably had a good reason though. i'll forgive them if they let me get a good punch in. if they're really just a hater they're giving me bad vibes and i don't wanna deal with 'em at all tbh.

things have been done to him that would warrant a lifelong crusade of revenge for anyone else, but for chuuya nakahara it's just, that was super not cool but i'll let it slide if you get therapy with me.

chuuya is down for any crime and thinks moral boundaries are for losers and stuff but he's the nicest guy in the port mafia when it comes to not mistreating his subordinates and probably helps old ladies cross the street. he shows up for a solid 10-20 minutes of screentime per season and makes all the fans fall in love with him while doing the bare minimum, and despite technically being a villain i don't think he's worked against the agency a single time (although to be fair this is often not on purpose). he also does the bare minimum every time he's asked to help in-universe and clearly isn't even trying, and he sweeps anyway because he is ridiculously overpowered and could probably kill literally everyone if he actually wanted to, and i just. no one is doing it like him. you go you unbothered king.