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Mark, at one dinner : This is my boyfriend Yuta, and this is Yuta's boyfriend, Winwin.
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Mark : [Home at 4 AM]
Taeyong : Can you tell the time?
Mark : Yeah
Also Mark : [pointing at clock] I'm not fricking drunk
#nct#nct taeyong#nct mark#nct incorrect texts#nct 127#Taeyong#lee taeyong#mark#mark lee#taeyong nct#mark nct
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Happy birthday Lee Taeyong!
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Mark : Hey hyung.
Taeyong : Yeah?
Mark : Did you hear about Maya Hee?
Taeyong : Maya who?
Mark : Maya haha.
Taeyong :
Taeyong : get the f out.
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Jaehyun : How high are you?
Johnny, already high : No Jaehyun, its 'Hi, how are you?'.
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Taeyong : If you don't lower your standars, you gonna die alone.
Doyoung : ...
Doyoung, googling : How to pre-order a coffin?
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Johnny : Can you read me a bedtime story?
Taeyong : I am NOT playing your games.
Johnny : BUT I HAD NIGHTMARE I CAN'T GO BACK TO SLEEP!
Taeyong : YOU'RE ALMOST 25 GET THE F OUT OF MY BED!
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Mark, with failed wink : Your eyes sparkle like the ocean.
Johnny : My eyes are brown.
Mark :
Mark : Your eyes sparkle like Hudson River
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Jisung : We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Jeno : They're for the cats.
Jisung : Why are you making pancakes for the cats?
Jeno : Cause they don't know how to.
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Winwin : [ Post an ad for his old computer ]
Xiaojun : Is this still available?
Winwin : Yes.
Xiaojun : Are you flexible at all?
Winwin : Yes, I can touch my toes.
#nct#nct 127#nct u#wayv#winwin#winwin wayv#winwin nct#dong sicheng#Xiaojun#xiaojun wayv#xiaojun nct#xiao dejun#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts
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Taeyong : There's 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Jaehyun : 26.
Taeyong : Oh right, i forgot U R A Q T.
Jaehyun : wow, thanks.
Jaehyun : But actually, that's 25.
Taeyong : You'll get the D letter.
Jaehyun :
Jaehyun : what.
Taeyong : Dentist.
Taeyong : You need go to dentist this morning or I'll chop you dick and I don't hesitate.
#nct#nct 127#nct u#lee taeyong#jung jaehyun#nct taeyong#taeyong nct#jaehyun nct#jaeyong#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts
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countdown to haechan’s birthday: (d-day) #HAPPYHAECHANDAY!
hearts and hugs for hyuck 💝
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Mark : Hey, you wanna hang out later?
Haechan : Sorry, I don't talk to guys who are under 7'
Mark : we've been dating-
#nct#nct 127#nct dream#nct u#mark lee#nct mark#mark nct#nct incorrect texts#nct incorrect quotes#lee donghyuck#nct haechan#haechan nct#markhyuck
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Taeyong : Why some people don't carry umbrellas in rainy weather? Do they like getting wet?
Jaehyun : I like to experience how I make girls feel.
Doyoung : Cold and irritated?
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Mark, to Yuta taking pictures of him : These are horrible.
Yuta : Well, what do you want me to do? That's what you look like.
Mark :
Yuta : Nah I'm kidding, you're gorgeous. The most handsome man I've ever see. Your eyes are really beautiful and everything about you is perfect. I love you
Mark : Bro-
Yuta : Let's get married and have two little puppies and we'll name them Water and Melon as your favorite.
Mark : bRo-
#nct#nct 127#nct u#nct dream#nct mark#mark lee#nakamoto yuta#yuta nct#nct incorrect quotes#nct incorrect texts
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I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes.
- Lucas.
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