sidewinder-is-cold
SEASON 16
roosterteeth sideblog, posts mostly about rvb, but occasionally about other things, first member, my main is @paintnbex
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#fuck your gonna make me want to re-watch/catch up#</3#i should make my brother rewatch as well#we had a conversation about it as two adults who havent seen it since high-school
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My brother brought up Rvb the other day and I had flashbacks to the conspiracy board
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miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at
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Red Versus Blue deep lore, sometimes called Halo,
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Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
So Ozma 2.0′s color scheme is light blue, right?
And Salem’s color scheme is black, right?
Man this whole thing seems kind of familiar.
I can’t help but feel like I’ve seen this whole story somewhere before…
Oh.
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Project Freelancer has committed two unforgivable crimes:
violation of artificial intelligence laws and
Those colors. Uhmmm? Is it skittles day at the asshole factory or something? Why does your sniper look like Barney the goddamn Dinosaur. But no, go ahead, keep sending bronze-n-silver on stealth missions. That’s really convenient for us. I’ll tell the team to keep and eye out for anything suspicious, like, y'know, a six foot tall pillar of GOLDEN SHEEN
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Lopez loses his body (again) so Red Team puts his head on top of a roomba.
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random RvB headcanons list:
- Literally everyone knows about and seals from Grif’s junk food stash but no one will admit to it. It’s so bad that ironically by the time Grif gets to it there is barely anything left and he’s very sad about it but at this point, he’s accepted that it’s the group junk food pile. Simmons and Lina are the worst offenders. They just love chocolate SO much.
- I have a bunch of different Sarge name headcanons that are ridiculous in like 3 different ways:
It’s somehow associated with the color blue. I came up with “Bluford” because it sounds the most American and also it kinda fits him. He always wanted to be called ford but everyone balled him blue and that's part of the reason he hates blue so much. He's just that petty.
His last name is actually Sargent and he’s named after the painter for some reason (John Singer Sargent)
His last name is Sargent but his first name is also Red. Maybe as a reference to Red from that 70s show?
- Tex kinda adopted Kai when they were on the same team way back at Blood Gulch because she has strong mama bear instincts and felt bad when she heard about her mom. She secretly thinks Grif did good by his sister but will never say anything and won't not punch him in the dick. Maybe she also trained Kai a little bit who knows.
-Grif is actually a good shot but no one has or will ever notice
-When Sarge was doing the emergency surgery on the spot after tucker ran Grif over Church accidentally looked through the sniper scope to see what happened and saw Sarge laughing maniacally while waving around like a dismembered arm or something. Church immediately deleted that nightmare from his memory.
-Donut is a massive shit and constantly fucks with Simmons and Grif’s stuff. He’s like a little brother from hell because Sarge thinks he’s a perfect angel and that Grif and Simmons are just making stuff up.
-The reason Grif is weirdly mean to Donut compared to everyone else is because he’s jealous that Donut is Sarge’s favorite. Also because Donut burnt Everyone’s shit down but mostly the first thing.
- Everyone hates on Grif for being messy and gross but Blue Team’s base is just as nasty as Grif’s room but no one on blue team cares. Until Wash shows up at least.
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Shotgun is such a power term in red team, Like is referring to Sarges weapon of choice?? Grif and Simmons fighting over passenger seat??? One of Donuts innuendos?????? We don’t know
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HOLY FUCK YES
@kineticallyanywhere Here are the RvB taz au designs!!! This was seriously so fun. I can talk about all of this for days tbh. You can find the original post here. Im gonna put my notes under a read more because it got….. long.
Keep reading
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Director: I called this one Alpha, this one Beta, and this one Omega.
Counselor: Tell me more about your weird fanfiction kinks.
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Church: I’m Alpha, she’s Beta, and he’s Omega
Tucker: I don’t need to know about your weird fanfiction kinks
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