"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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had an au thought and ran with it o/

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

The Realmonte Salt Mine in Sicily,Italy

Messinian salinity crisis/ Wikipedia

Tired Wife

[Webtoon / Tapas / Patreon]

one shrimp two shrimp red shrimp blue shrimp

I have once again miscalculated the binder situation

"rip Shin Malphur" I say, solemn. "you would have gone fucking bonkers at what we're doing with Darkness corruption nowadays"

"stop telling people I'm dead!" Shin Malphur yells back from his retirement home

"sometimes I can still hear his voice" I shake my head sadly

just over a year ago, @saturdaysky commissioned me with an absolutely outstanding shadowgast prompt; namely, 'Caleb helping Essek put on a fancy outfit'. i'm sure you can imagine how ecstatic i was about it (just look at that line, every single word in it is designed to make me go heart eyes), and i'm finally finished and excited to post this bad boy. i hope you guys enjoy this picture too and my very optimistic wish is that it inspires all sorts of lovely stories in your minds 😏

sky gave me a beautiful prompt and a specific atmosphere/mood to depict, but was very patient and generous about letting me go wild on the actual posing, colors and details, so naturally i did 😂 my idea of using a mirror in the composition was admittedly rather ambitious, and lead me to reading up quite a bit on optics, the physics of reflections and reflections in art specifically (as well as the history of zippers and other closures!), so not only was this commission a delight from the point of view of its topic, but i also learned a fair amount of new stuff while working on it. honestly speaking, i like to think that the bookworm wizards would approve of my little adventure.

thank you for commissioning me! 💜

Lena Rivo

Tropical Fish

Oil pastel on paper

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

Have some Valentines cards, courtesy of yours truly. Guaranteed to at least start a conversation.