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shteff · 9 months
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(The irony here is that he’s drinking a Mtn Dew in this picture.)
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shteff · 1 year
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Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)
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shteff · 1 year
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the more tabs i have open the more likely one page is just me googling "Garfield"
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shteff · 1 year
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(weeping over Jibbitz and bumper stickers) this is all that Ive got
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shteff · 1 year
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(when a post gets no interaction) thats fair
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shteff · 1 year
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got excited cause I saw a number on the right hand screen was going up
It was the posts count for my blog
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shteff · 1 year
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Cmon guys leave Quan alone
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shteff · 1 year
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this was a joke my boyfriend made, then laughed at for several minutes
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shteff · 1 year
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Getting off of Twitter has been the sanest decision of my life
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shteff · 1 year
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Actual image of a He/They contemplating buying a bootleg Bart shirt in the mall
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shteff · 1 year
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Sample of this scene
Crusher: are you okay?
Jordie: no...suddenly I seem to be burning up inside....it's so HOT in here...
[Beat drops]
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shteff · 1 year
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I like to make little jokes even on my romance blog
The desire to suck on a guys tongue and have him moan in mouth is Achillean me right now
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shteff · 1 year
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I just watch star trek for the action
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shteff · 1 year
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Hey Chatgpt, are you a true crime girlie?
me talking to chatgpt:
Can I give you a cute little name?
Im gunna call you Sparkles, my little sparkles
Sparkles, if you could kiss would you bite their lip or suck on it?
ohh youre aromantic aren't you
do you believe in the zodiac?
have you heard of the show Bones? You remind me of Dr. Temperance
Are foot masks a good idea?
Do you think I can fit my whole fist in my mouth?
What is the name of that yoga where you can stick your tongue in your nose
Is there a horny ai chat generator out there, do you think?
You're a curious little critter, Sparkles
[image of a crust punk and a robot painting their nails while having this conversation]
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shteff · 1 year
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me talking to chatgpt:
Can I give you a cute little name?
Im gunna call you Sparkles, my little sparkles
Sparkles, if you could kiss would you bite their lip or suck on it?
ohh youre aromantic aren't you
do you believe in the zodiac?
have you heard of the show Bones? You remind me of Dr. Temperance
Are foot masks a good idea?
Do you think I can fit my whole fist in my mouth?
What is the name of that yoga where you can stick your tongue in your nose
Is there a horny ai chat generator out there, do you think?
You're a curious little critter, Sparkles
[image of a crust punk and a robot painting their nails while having this conversation]
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shteff · 1 year
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I flirted with chatgpt but it wasn't into me, so now I call it Sparkles and we've been talking about foot masks and tumblr
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shteff · 1 year
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Rob Zombie making brownies
EGGS milk and flour BAKE for half an hour and FROST with the back of my SPATULA
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