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Hello, I’m Courtney and I’m 27 years old. Welcome to my life that no one else knows about.
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All right, you’re a reindeer. Here’s your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you’re a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. …No, forget that part. We’ll improvise… just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), dir. Ron Howard
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Alice, you’ve disappeared, like everything else. Who else can I talk to? I’m lost.
New Moon
2009, dir. Chris Weitz
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Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002) dir. Robert Rodriguez
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When I was younger, I thought he was talking about flowers 🤦🏻♀️😂
Twilight (2008)
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I feel like I’m just trying to survive each day in order to make it to the next one… and I don’t think that’s supposed to be the way to live.
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Sleep Deprivation
You know you’re sleep deprived when you…
1. Stop at green lights.
2. Nap for 4 hours every day.
3. Go 50 on a 35 mph road.
4. Use your keys to unlock the front door, but end up leaving them in the lock as you go inside.
5. Mistake puzzle pieces for your bowl of crackers.
6. Tripping over nothing and almost end up “killing” yourself.
7. Developing a horrible memory.
8. When you start the wash with your laundry in it, only to find after the wash cycle that you didn’t actually put your clothes in and they’re still sitting on the floor…
(I’ll add more as I remember them 😉)
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And yet… I absolutely hate eye contact 😂
““Eye contact is way more intimate than words will ever be.” - Faraaz Kazi”
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“You’ll be okay. Storms don’t last forever.”
— Unknown
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i literally try so hard, but i feel like i’m often read wrong and it’s so frustrating…
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