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I would never be able to be stealthy in real life. The moment I try to sneak, the creaking of my bones would alert the nation.
Also I would trip and knock into things. Losing my balance, thus revealing my location.
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Unpopular opinion
But I don't think the brown part of the banana isn't that bad.
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Do it yourself, coward.
Is a fun flirty yet ominous way to respond to "go fuck yourself"
Person A:" Go fuck yourself"
Person B:" Do it yourself, coward"
*sexual tension intensifies*
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My collar bones are so defined. I can drink shots from them. Drinks are stored in the collar bones
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When will Noodle come on me? I want him to come on my lap!
Asks my 4 year old little cousin as she anxiously awaits Noodle my snake to climb on her lap...
Getting a snake makes life a little... Full of little innuendos
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Spongeless Toothbob
My beautiful blursed creation.
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I am going through the work I did throughout the year for Web design and found this treasure.
Big mood
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Pffft
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Thought
I think its cool when you just chilling and you hear a gnawing sound like marbles falling on the floor. You look up and see the glaciers crashing into eachother.
Pretty neat. The sound ice makes when it cracks. The feeling of their destruction that fall upon your skin.
I just think thats neat.
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Builds a sand castle with Dad's ashes
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Low key wanna break my hands just to have an excuse not to do finish my degree
#procrastinate#wtf#when you reach a level of fuck it that breaking your hands becomes a viable option
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Lectorer: You do not know what you want.
Me: Bold of you to assume I don't know what I. want. I wanna be a penguin who lives in the Arctic feeding off of the dwindling fish supply, contemplating my inevitable death...
Lectorer: .....
Lectorer: I'm talking about reality, the real world...
Me: ...A man left society to become a goat.
Lectorerg ....what... *rants about not being comfortable in your own body and how wanting to be something other than what you are is unhealthy*
Whatever you do, do it with your heart. Even if it means living as a goat in the mountains, or a penguin in the artic. If you aren't doing it with your heart, then you aren't living.
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