robb, 17, westeros. king in the north. chances are you know my name, but NOT my story. fuck lannisters. fuck joffrey. fuck betrothals (lmao love my baby talisa two months strong <3). fuck moms i dont need your shit. fuck people who think a throne is theirs by rights… (lol you know who i mean.) living my life, you can stay mad. i do not give one single fuck. WINTER IS COMING BITCHEZ.

I’m the cunt you married. The only time you liked yourself was when you were trying to be someone this cunt might like. I’m not a quitter, I’m that cunt. I killed for you; who else can say that? You think you’d be happy with a nice Midwestern girl? No way, baby! I’m it. - Amy Dunne (Gone Girl)

"I never liked your husband. He’d pat me on the back a lot." 

ariannenymerosmartell is wholly responsible for me writing this fic. 

Because really, this opportunity was too good to pass up.

harry potter au where dumbledore is replaced by ron swanson

jillypups replied to your post “note to self: do not read jillypups‘s fics on the bus or you might...”

WHICH ONE

i was re-reading the 2nd chapter of a kiss just for fun, and i was already smiling with their banter,  but the moment jon walks in, i started giggling loudly; i couldn’t stop myself :P

note to self: do not read jillypups‘s fics on the bus or you might start giggling like an idiot and have everyone disapprovingly stare at you

my only canon otp is cersei/wine

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals

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Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.

"Sixteen years ago, abastard son of King Aegon IV named Daemon Blackfyre had risen in revolt against his trueborn brother. Daemon had used the three-headed dragon on his banners too, but he reversed the colors, as many bastards did. His revolt had ended on the Redgrass Field, where Daemon and his twin sons died beneath a rain of Lord Bloodraven’s arrows." (The Mystery Knight) "The singers leave out much and more. Daemon was the Warrior himself that day. No man could stand before him. … There was much and more afterward, I know. … but at the end of the day, it made no matter. The war was done when Daemon died." (The Sworn Sword)

asoiaf meme (minor characters): daemon blackfyre (2/10 characters)

Grumpy Stannis is Grumpy

Who in your OTP asks the weird questions in the middle of the night and who hits the other in the face with a pillow

i would absolutely never have any practical use for a sword but i want one anyway

Parks and Recreation sees into the future of Game of Thrones in 2017.