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shibemuses · 6 hours

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“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ” (From Lambda to Bern)

"I thought you said you were super paper?" The cat-like witch taunts, voice tittering like that of a mimicking bird. Though, she doesn't really mean much harm. It was almost genuine.

As she idly messes with her next project, her fingers move deftly and elegantly, weaving the stars and cosmos into a game that she would offer to play with her rival. A way to test out her theories and logic riddles before setting them loose upon Ushiromiya Ange and her foolish brother BATTLER.

BEATRICE had yet to truly revive. The Golden Witch was naught but a chick now, helpless and meek. Oh, BERNKASTEL wanted so so badly to toy with the girl, string her guts out amongst those stupid roses!

"I should expect no blood to exist within you. Though, I am curious." Hungrily, those eyes light up, staring daggers at LAMBDADELTA.

"If I were to slice your arm from wrist to elbow, would you truly bleed pink glitter?"

EVEN MORE UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS - accepting [x] - @seaofkakera

#seaofkakera #;ic #;the witch of miracles (bernkastel)#;speak! (asks)

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shibemuses · 6 hours

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Starters of memes that live rent free in my head part 2 the electric Boogaloo

"Play stupid games win stupid prizes!"

"Geez, you're kind of a bitch!"

"SWEAR ON MIKU!!!"

"YOU PUT YOUR GLASSES BACK ON AND FACE THE FACTS!!"

"You know I think I like you better without my glasses off!"

"I KNOW WHAT SEX IS! BUT I WON'T TELL YOU!!"

"What a stupid bald little ugly stinky piss piss boy! HE'S ALSO BALD, BALD WITH NO HAIR!! I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF FUCK YOU!!!"

"Get pickled idiot!!!"

"Pull the trigger piglet."

"Seven vaginas, maybe more! Imagine!"

"However flareon is the only fully evolved fire type pokemon that cannot learn solar beam."

"Yeah, I'm working on a melody of all 70 pokemon theme songs!"

"I hate to break this to you but you are also a bitchass white boy."

"Ugh I can't not fuck them!"

"Maybe you can't find it BEACUSE I FUCKING BROKE IT!!"

"Well, well, well, if it isn't rachet AND FUCKING CLANK!!"

"I'm here to intercourse your mom AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!"

"When you at the, when, you, you, when you at the, WHEN HE, WHEN HE AT THE!!!"

"Cool bug facts! You dumb fucking cretin, absolute fucking buffoon, you bumbling idiot, FUCK YOU!"

"Oh god oh man, oh god oh man!! OH GOD OH MAN, OH GOD!!"

"MY TIT!!!"

"Now if you turn to page 69 there is a picture of a dong!!"

"YOU LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME THERE'S A GOD!!"

"Wow that's a lotta words! Too bad I ain't readin em!"

"Be rootin, be tootin, and by god be shootin, but most of all be kind!!!"

"Dirty naughty children get put in the pear wriggler to atone for their crimes!"

"Could you get off the toilet? I GOTTA SHIT BITCH!!"

#;a game to play (memes)#specify muse

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shibemuses · 6 hours

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Not that it mattered if he was served fish... The food chain meant that his kind was eaten by other fish and also hunters of smaller marine life. In Salmonid culture, being eaten was seen as a great honor.

Well. Lil' Buddy didn't recall that much about his culture, he didn't have the energy in his little brain to process it. Just food now, thanks.

Sticking his beak into the spice bowl, he sniffs, before stumbling back, back arching, before sneezing quite violently.

@rathalascendant

"OH? DO YOU WANNA HELP ME COOK?" Mari sets down a bowl of mixed spices, smiling sweetly at the little creature. On the salt rock grill of her home, a large chunk of meat sits, ready to be seasoned. "It's pork brisket. You're gonna love this stuff. No fish included! Just don't touch the salt rock, okay? I'm warming it up."

#rathalascendant #;ic #;always hungry (smallfry/lil' buddy)

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shibemuses · 6 hours

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“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ” ( for nimona maybe ?? ansvaj )

"Your mom needs to learn how to leave you the hell alone, my guy." The shifter grinned, mostly in pity, as she began to shake up her can of spray paint. They weren't at the meet up place yet, but she would tag a few patches of buildings on the way there.

"Helicopter parents lead to kids like me. I ran away, never looked back. And look at me!" A broad sweep of toned arms, grin even toothier and sharp, "I'm cool! I get along fine!"

Nimona opened the spray with a pop of the lid, aiming it. "You really could crash with me. Sleep on the floor. Much better than the stuffy room ya got now."

EVEN MORE UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS - accepting [x] @espectres

#espectres #;ic #;but i'm not a girl. i'm a shark! (nimona)#;speak! (asks)#;dog house is closed! (closed rp)

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shibemuses · 6 hours

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Things could be worse. While Whiskey was used to patching his own wounds, he often relied on the doc of his town to keep his vessel in good shape. And he'd imagine the scolding that would come to either of them should the undead bring the living cowboy to the doctor's quarters.

Jack took the cigarette and match with a quiet word of thanks, scraping the match alight and quickly taking a few draws of the cigarette like it was the one thing he needed more than air. A few puffs left his nostrils, curling like a dragon.

"If you say so, bud." He shrugs, putting out the match and stomping it into the dirt, almost mimicking Arthur's movements. The slightest notion that something wasn't quite right.

"Well. If them folks were after ya, should we expect more of 'em? Ya prob'bly shouldn't have let any go."

@redemn

it was a stupid thing to do , getting his arm caught up in all the stray fire like that . not that it was his choice to get shot in his shooting arm . but shit happens that throws a wrench in everything . it's too bad this one's going to leave him down for the count for a little while longer than usual , and relatively defenseless . he could shoot with his bad arm , sure , but as quick as he still is , he won't have the aim or coordination . which , if he's ever known one , is a tragedy .

with a dip of his chin , he fishes through the pocket of his jeans with his good hand for his pack of cigarettes and matches . he takes out one of each and offers them out to jack .

❝ let's call it self-preservation . i left so i could save my own hide . it's every man for himself out here . thought you oughta know that , seein' as you ain't so green 'bout them fights yourself . ❞ he stands from where he's just been knelt , stomping his boots and shaking feeling into the back of his thigh . ❝ there ain't no cleanin' up any mess i'm in . don't bother with it . ❞

#redemn #;ic #;coyote moon (whiskey/oc)#smoking /

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shibemuses · 7 hours

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"Yep." Grunted almost bluntly, hand digging through his bag until he found one of the lighters he kept on his person. It was marked with a scratched notch at the bottom, indicating what day the survivor had found it with the fluid sitll in tact, all so he could keep track of how much light he had left before scavenging again.

"I'll trade you for a cig, if you can spare one." Even if Ophelia didn't have enough, he would offer the light up to her anyways... Rugged hand perfectly still with the dedication of an expert marksman.

@walkswastes

"Suga' can ya' spare a light?" Ophelia smiled, unlit cigarette dangled from her pink lips.

☢ ╼ MINI STARTER CALL ! | @shibemuses ( michael )

#walkswastes #;ic #;war never changes (michael the sole survivor/oc)#smoking /

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shibemuses · 7 hours

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It's the end of Lesbian Visibility Week. Madoka once again must join the Law of Cycles and vanish into the ether...

"Until next time, take care of yourself, okay?"

#;hope herself (madoka kaname)#;ic #crack tbt #homura screeching as loud as she can from the musebox

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shibemuses · 2 days

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your local shibe ryn presents: THE SCHEDULE FOR THE REST OF APRIL-EARLY MAY UPON THE BLOG

so my itinerary for dcp's welcome week finally came in today. My family and I will be departing for Orlando on May 3rd, most likely early. It'll take 3 and a half to 4 hours to drive to the train station in VA, which then will be when I can finally get wifi and some sort of place to use my laptop for the rest of the day-evening.

Once we arrive in Orlando we will be in a hotel and shopping for supplies, getting acquainted with the area. I'll be spending a lot of time with my family so it'll be very quiet here.

May 6th is move in day! I will have check in at the ass crack of dawn and then events throughout the day. I won't be active until evening, or not at all.

My true first day of work is May 10th. After that I will have an idea of my training schedule.

So really activity will be about the same. I'm not as active on here as I was last year, but that is kind of good bc then y'all know what to expect from me for awhile~

I'll do my best to get drafts in order here before I leave!

#self rb #pupdate #gif /

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shibemuses · 4 days

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your local shibe ryn presents: THE SCHEDULE FOR THE REST OF APRIL-EARLY MAY UPON THE BLOG

so my itinerary for dcp's welcome week finally came in today. My family and I will be departing for Orlando on May 3rd, most likely early. It'll take 3 and a half to 4 hours to drive to the train station in VA, which then will be when I can finally get wifi and some sort of place to use my laptop for the rest of the day-evening.

Once we arrive in Orlando we will be in a hotel and shopping for supplies, getting acquainted with the area. I'll be spending a lot of time with my family so it'll be very quiet here.

May 6th is move in day! I will have check in at the ass crack of dawn and then events throughout the day. I won't be active until evening, or not at all.

My true first day of work is May 10th. After that I will have an idea of my training schedule.

So really activity will be about the same. I'm not as active on here as I was last year, but that is kind of good bc then y'all know what to expect from me for awhile~

I'll do my best to get drafts in order here before I leave!

#self rb #this applies here too!!!#pupdate #psa #gif /

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shibemuses · 5 days

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