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What the Fuck is Up With That?
The rules of the game are simple: call out something you noticed about my muse—be it in a past RP, in their background description, or in a ramble post about them—and ask me to elaborate (i.e. gush) by asking “What the fuck is up with that?”
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Fluff Starter Call
Because this is Fluff Friday, and I’m in the mood for some, well this is a Fluff themed starter call. Like/reblog this means you want a fluff themed starter call with my muses.
Please do note to specify the muse, or no starter will be made. If you can’t think of the muse, just say open. But no comment about it will mean I WILL not write a starter.
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GUESS WHAT since I'm fairly unable to reply to things right now, that means it's inbox call time. I may send you lots of asks keep that in mind.
SMASH THE HEART. Give me a muse too, please, or I won't know who to send.
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Muses currently awake:
Nik and Finn
Robbie
Aspen
Chloe
Lysander
Luke
Consider this a small starter call. Mutuals only.
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Give this post a like, and I'll use a randomly generated number from this meme to write a starter! Be sure to specify which muse you'd like!
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Christmas Vacation sentence starters
"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"
"Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"
"[Name], stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"
"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"
"She'll see it later, honey. Her eyes are frozen shut."
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christm-kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hannakah."
"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."
"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping."
"And why is the carpet all wet, [obnoxiously elongated naaaaame]?"
"It's good. It's gooood."
"When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"
"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn. The clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer."
"Take a look around you, [name]! We're at the threshold of hell!"
"Shitter was full!"
"If you want to come in, you'll have to break down the goddamn door!"
"Hey, [name], where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
"I'm gonna catch it in a coat and smack it with a hammer!"
"Welcome to our home - what's left of it."
"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
"Mom, this box is meowing."
"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny-fucking-Kaye!"
"I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas."
"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."
"What is it? A letter confirming your reservation to the nuthouse?"
"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery."
"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
And for some slightly NSFW ones...
"The air is a bit nipply out - I mean nippy out."
"Bend over and I'll show you!"
"Wouldn't be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hooter than they - hotter than they are."
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Incorrect Quote Generator Starters
Because this is one of my favorite memes, I'm going to do it this way:
Like this post if you want a starter based on this Incorrect Quote Generator.
(Even if I've already done one for you, you can request multiple. I LOVE these so much I'm willing to do several. I'm begging.)
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Like this post for a starter with one of my muses. Feel free to IM For plotting reasons, and/or if I think its needed I will do so myself. Do note thought, to specify muse. If you do not specify muse I will not write the starter. If you want me to pick, just say so. Say open, or up to me, or something that I know its up to me.
No cap for the starter.
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