how to write dave dialogue™️

Drop the ‘g’ in -ing ending verbs

You -> Ya

Jack -> Old Sport

Add gratuitous amounts of slang

Cuss every other word

Shorten words whenever possible

Offer to go to Vegas every so often

Fuckin’ hell yeah, Old Sport. How ‘bout we get springlocked together like a buncha sardines and fuck off to Vegas, ya feel me?

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Woah uhhh

I just feel like your just as cool as them here's one!!

Glaucus Atlanticus or blue dragon!!

Your a very unique person so I thought about it!

Thing I associate with you?

1. Oliver Swift

2.Tea (bc u a British person just what i think of)

3. Animals!! (Any tbh even anything underwater)

-🎙@shakiwashere

yeahhhh I’m the Oliver guy chat

why underwater animals though? :0 /genq

Oc lineup!

I’m working on an oc story again,, waaaaow

oh btw I’ll still draw dialtown stuff don’t worry !!

time spent on these: like. 2ish days?

^^^ /Nf but VEYR VERY VERY appreciated PLEASE

Can I fuck you in your pussy and play with ur small tits? -You know me

Okay what the actual flying fuck I think your that transphobic bitch I met a while ago that can't let go of me even though your 19 and I am 13 leave me alone!!!

I have like... 2 things in my ask boc rn please if you see this send smth please I am bored and wanna answer stuff also my dms are open

Wha- No I am not drawing that I will draw them beat each other to a bloody gory mess if you want

U and mr dickens rule 34 is what I will draw today :D @shakiwashere Can u help with it??

“do i even want to ASK?! ugh- i hate it here …”

What if I chase the dream and it fails? I asked.

Maybe the more important question is - who do I become when I stop chasing my dreams? he answered.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

NORMMMMM

NORM,,,RAHHHH!!!! 💥💥💥💥

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE ^_^

I have a trampoline and this damn spring came out of nowhere and just smacked me in the leg 😭

I am a bit too young to need this but will reblog anyway

how to grow the fuck up

Send it to my email [email protected]

Hey did you find that one fanfic that was you and norm having gay sex??

-@shakifuckingdied

" i dont need a fanfic , i’ve experienced it firsthand . "

I do want it

Hey did you find that one fanfic that was you and norm having gay sex??

-@shakifuckingdied

" i dont need a fanfic , i’ve experienced it firsthand . "

...

HOLY FUCK

(I was sad it was deleted tho)

Hey did you find that one fanfic that was you and norm having gay sex??

-@shakifuckingdied

" i dont need a fanfic , i’ve experienced it firsthand . "

fuck you mate i will witterly blow up the cinema AND the whole of Britain if you don’t shove em up there

" ENOUGH OF THIS . THE ONLY THING GOING UP MY ASS IS NORMS DI—!! "