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I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class
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sexerxes · 1 day
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Well... Rainbow dash told me to tell you her top surgery scars have healed incredibly well over the past years. And that she still thinks of you from time to time. And she misses what the two of you had, the good times, the.. the memories. The laughs. god, the laughs.
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*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
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sexerxes · 3 days
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"In a historic “first-of-its-kind” agreement the government of British Colombia has acknowledged the aboriginal ownership of 200 islands off the west coast of Canada.
The owners are the Haida nation, and rather than the Canadian government giving something to a First Nation, the agreement admits that the “Xhaaidlagha Gwaayaai” or the “islands at the end of world,” always belonged to them, a subtle yet powerful difference in the wording of First Nations negotiating.
BC Premier David Eby called the treaty “long overdue” and once signed, will clear the way for half a million hectares (1.3 million acres) of land to be managed by the Haida.
Postal service, shipping lanes, school and community services, private property rights, and local government jurisdiction, will all be unaffected by the agreement, which will essentially outline that the Haida decide what to do with the 200 or so islands and islets.
“We could be facing each other in a courtroom, we could have been fighting each other for years and years, but we chose a different path,” said Minister of Indigenous Relations of BC, Murray Rankin at the signing ceremony, who added that it took creativity and courage to “create a better world for our children.”
Indeed, making the agreement outside the courts of the formal treaty process reflects a vastly different way of negotiating than has been the norm for Canada.
“This agreement won’t only raise all boats here on Haida Gwaii – increase opportunity and prosperity for the Haida people and for the whole community and for the whole province – but it will also be an example and another way for nations – not just in British Columbia, but right across Canada – to have their title recognized,” said Eby.
In other words, by deciding this outside court, Eby and the province of BC hope to set a new standard for how such land title agreements are struck."
-via Good News Network, April 18, 2024
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sexerxes · 5 days
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Sex doesn't have to involve a "loss of innocence". It really can be thought of as primarily a method of nonverbally communicating your feelings towards your partner. Fuck online puritanism, don't let people speak for you or TRY to guess how your body works.
Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation
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My elementary school teacher gave the whole class champagne
randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.
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please read by Mary Ruefle
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sexerxes · 5 days
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Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest
Me, a confident dyke: haha nice
The nurse: what?
Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules
The nurse: ????????
Me:
Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?
The nurse: a confederate flag
Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS
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sexerxes · 5 days
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To our Pokémen? 😏
My liege they’re doing some Yaoi shit to our pikemen
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the beige minimalist aesthetic epidemic in interior design reminds me of when i was 16 and made myself a sona that was a white dog with beige and brown accents because i wanted to seem like a Serious Grown Up artist — but then i realized that was Stupid and turned my sona into this a month later lmao
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sexerxes · 5 days
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getting stoned and playing minecraft: stand still fro 1 hour watching your friends build something
getting stoned and playing sekiro: beat every boss hitless first try and finish the game in 1 second
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sexerxes · 7 days
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Heilung, technically
'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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sexerxes · 8 days
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My personal headcanon when I'm playing a Paradox grand strategy mega campaign that spans multiple games, each with different concepts regarding the role of the player (like how in CK3 you're playing a character, but from EU4 onwards you're basically playing as the whole state),
*big breath* is that the player is actually playing an alien parasite throughout all of the games, possessing the body of the current head of state, but also influencing the realm through altogether other means. The goals of the player, which might only get realized through multiple millenia and through the sometimes seemingly irrational sacrifice and dedication of many rulers, are the goals of this alien. A multiplayer game involves multiple such alien factions.
Idk, I feel like this brings a sort of continuity to the whole series of games. Maybe it should be the basis for some alien themed mods.
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