feeling so silly and goofy looking at the way travis smiled when orym said he was reaching out to dorian. he's just like me fr.
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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Need god to take my friends' sufferings and dump it on Taylor Swift instead
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is the witcher fandom even on here? or existing beyond polish dads? idk but worth a try
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all ive done this lesbian visibility week is be suffocated by grief and finally listen to "red wine supernova" by chappell roan it's so lame
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
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Because they made me alive 💛
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save me alka seltzer calcium carbonate/antiacid/simethicone/antigas heartburn +gas release chews tropical punch 60 chewable tablets! alka seltzer calcium carbonate/antiacid/simethicone/antigas heartburn +gas release chews tropical punch 60 chewable tablets save me!
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and when i tell you i was one of two people wearing a mask watching a play about the pandemic in a cramped studio classroom and also the main characters mom was dead?
all thats getting me through being up early and going to class is the 2.5 hour nap i can take between that and going to see my friends show. literally nothing else.
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even spotify is calling me fragile this morning
normally i can have a good cry and then move along but apparently last night was not enough because i started crying again on my drive to campus and im sitting in the parking garage trying to pull myself together in the minute i have before i need to go into class and i kind of just have to laugh
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normally i can have a good cry and then move along but apparently last night was not enough because i started crying again on my drive to campus and im sitting in the parking garage trying to pull myself together in the minute i have before i need to go into class and i kind of just have to laugh
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