Sometimes when I look out of the window I can see a little pigeon bum hanging off the edge of the roof, and I love that.
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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being a human is kinda dumb because we get to REASON and THINK HARD which really isn’t fair, i’d rather be an orchid and eat light beams all day, no offense to the miracle that is evolution, like, thanks for the opportunity to participate in an advanced society but put me in the ground
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