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A comedy sheet right here. Worth reading.
Do they fuck or do they make love?
Headcanons with no specific AU! Mainly character x reader but it ended up implying character x character ships too in sime characters. I wrote this headcanons and when I was reading them to my boyfriend (who is my only beta reader) he started giving his opinions about them and I found his comments absolutely hilarious so I decided to include them! 🤣 First go my headcanons about the character and then my boyfriend's comments indented. Some of them are unhinged 🤣
Venti: Depends on the partner and the situation. He adores making delicate love to you but he's always up for a quickie in the middle of the house, the forest, anywhere and anytime you're willing. And oh Archons, is he intense when he does any of the two! He likes sex to be THE experience, and he tends to be over the top when it comes to it. Also an uncontrollable moaning machine.
Bf: Nah, he fucks. All the time. Cuz he is drunk all the time. We all know his only love is alcohol. I agree on the moaning machine part though, he is loud and doesn't care if others hear.
Diluc: Makes love. He has no time for sex if it's not with the love of his life. Doing it with him is a ceremony to remember. Expect long sessions full of kisses, heartwarming confessions, and body worshipping.
Bf: Accurate. Total gentleman. He only makes love. And possibly the first time you do it he will propose to you the morning after.
Childe: Fucks. He is all in for the adrenaline and pleasure in life, whether it's battle or it's lust. He wants to dive in and feel as much as he can,the more intense and dangerous, the better.
Bf: A fucking degenerate. He loves violence and competition and if he doesn't get it in sex then he's not interested. More of a masochist than a sadist, don't be surprised if you fight him and he ends up insinuating sexually to you. Especially if you're winning the fight. He wants to get beaten up. To sum up, he has a very weird way of "making love"...
Xiao: Makes love. To him, it's something sacred that should be shared with the people you love and respect the most. Will worship every inch of your body and be desperate to convey his feelings to you. Will focus completely on your pleasure, so make sure to calm him down and reward him a bit too!
Bf: Turbo virgin who self cock blocks all the time. He is always afraid: of hurting you, of making you uncomfortable, of saying something wrong, of looking at the wrong place...If you moan he asks you if you're okay. He gets soft all the time because he is afraid of hurting you. He has suicidal thoughts half the encounter. But yeah he makes love.
Albedo: Who knows, really. He's still studying what's the difference between the two. And he sure is doing an experiment and carefully studying it when he has sex with you. To be perfectly clear, he loves you, but this whole thing about sex and human relationships is new to him so he's trying to understand all these new feelings.
Bf: "Making love? Fucking? What is that? I'm the chalkman." Doesnt have a dick and if he had, he is not interested in human relationships at all. But if you manage to fuck him he would be writing down notes about it the whole time.
Scaramouche: Fucks because he thinks giving in to love will make him weak.💔
Bf: Fucks and he only thinks about his mommy issues while doing it. He only fucks to dissociate. And if you treat him with basic human kindness he will start seeing you as a maternal figure so be careful.
Wanderer: Now understands that lying about his feelings is the true form of weakness and doesn't want to waste a single more second of life, he makes love to you making sure he makes crystal clear how he feels about you: in the most explicit, toe-curling, fluid dropping way he can. If you like it hard, prepare to be smacked until you can't sit the following day.
Bf: He's gone to therapy so the mommy issues are better but he's still annoying af. He plays hard to get and pretends not to be committed but the truth is he's just being tsundere and hiding the fact that he is eating from the palm of your hand.
Kazuha: Makes the finest comfiest love in the world. Fucks like a horndog when he's drunk or high but won't stop telling you how crazily he loves you while doing it.
Bf: He is high af the vast majority of the time and during sex, it's no exception. If you manage to fuck him sober he will be the super reflexive and emotional type that cries during sex. But he fucks you lovely but won't make love to you, he only makes love with the love of his life Tomo, the rest of you are his cattle. He's a super friendly guy so after sex he will share his weed with you.
Gorou: He's a gentleman who wants to become good at making love but is extremely shy and gets flustered easily so he fucks sloppily. An adorable sight to behold!
Bf: I agree he is a little gentleman.
Tighnari: Makes love. Except when he's in heat. Then you have to be prepared if you wanna handle him.
Bf: another stoner. He would experiments with aphrodisiacs all the time, makimg them into weird salts or sth.
Cyno: Very similar to his jokes. He's completely sure he's giving his best at making love to you or Tighnari and showing you his devotion, but his poker face, stoic manners, and scary appearance make him look like he's angry fucking you. He doesn't get what he's doing wrong and doesn't do it on purpose. But it doesn't matter since you know him very well and not only are you used to his antics but you also have become sensitive to his very subtle changes of expression.
Bf: He can't help bit to tell bad jokes when he fucks. Self cockblocks himself all the time: either he goes soft in the middle of the act because he's laughing at his own jokes or he makes so cringy jokes that his partner gets uncomfortable and leaves. He can't help it, if he doesn't get them our he will explode.
Itto: Fucks wildly but it's his way of making love. He is just too brute to control the size and strength of his body, especially when he is under the effect of the feral feelings he has for you.
He loves you so much he can't help but to pick you up like you're a potato sack and swirl you in the air like you are a rag doll and take you with him everywhere. When he hugs you he leaves you breathless, when he kisses you he leaves you all sloppy and when he fucks you…well he leaves you sore for weeks but let's say it's totally worth it!
Bf: totally disagree! It would be so hard to fuck him, he would be clueless and friend zone or family zone you all the time. If you tell him you wanna be more than friends he would say "Superfriends??" With the biggest smile. And if you manage to fuck him he would be super careful, he knows he is a brute and is scared of hurting you.
Thoma: Makes super lovey-dovey love. Always double-checks if you're comfortable and enjoying the experience. Knowing he's making you feel good makes him glad and arouses him so don't be shy and tell him if he's doing it well!
Bf: nononono, absolutely wrong, you're blinded by his looks. He is a degenerate masochist and he only fucks Ayato. They have this weird dynamic where he literally acts as his dog.
Ayato: Another one who depends on the partner and situation. Honestly, he's so overworked that he desperately needs a good fuck. Ok maybe many of them. But not only he doesn't have the time, but also he can't be seen sleeping around due to his political position, so probably he'll only get to have sex when he finally finds the person he wants to marry. He hopes to be able to marry someone he actually loves instead of marrying for political reasons. So if you're the lucky one, expect heated sessions of lovemaking from this touch-starved man! Also, he'll love you but that doesn't mean he's gonna stop being a merciless tease 👀
Bf: Degenerate sadist who only has eyes for Thoma and makes him go through so much weird stuff they don't even remember what is to have normal sex. Tying him up and putting him on a leash is the most normal thing out of what they do.
Kaeya: Fucks. He lives for the spectacle and the mystique of it. Also, he's super popular around Mondstadt and wherever he goes so he sleeps around a lot. He has tons of admirers from both sexes and he makes sure to reward their love and devotion. He knows exactly how to please people, how to exacerbate his natural beauty and how to leave them crazy for him. He's simply so erotically natured. Probably the most experienced guy you know in the field.
Bf: Agree. Turbo slut. No more comments needed. If he manages to open his heart he can be sensitive. But that only happened once and it was with his own reflection in a mirror.
Heizou: Fucks lovingly 💕 He loves teasing and making his partner flustered. People and relationships are simply so fun and fascinating to him. And when he gets to be sexually intimate with someone it's even better! If you end up involved with him, be prepared to be taken to your limits.
Bf: Another degenerate. Probably makes you pretend you're a criminal to chase you around town. Pretty sadistic and I can imagine him having yandere tendencies. A cool guy though. When he is not horny.
Al Haitam: Zero interested in the matter. Until he met you. He is learning everything from scratch and even though he's always been a fast learner in everything, this subject is particularly hard since he needs to stop rationalizing and let his feelings take control for once. But his feelings for you are pretty intense, so little by little he is learning how to make love to you 💚
Bf: I imagine him as a turbo aspirator 3000. He would suck your soul out of your genitals. If you manage him to make him interested in sex, which is highly unlikely because he is like 0 interested in any kind of human contact. I picture him having sex with Kaveh and Kaveh would be a pillow princess and Haitham despite being the kind of guy who always sits down and just reads books he would be restless in bed, doing all the job and moving him around.
Kaveh: Another sweet-sweet love guy! He'll make sure to treat you like a princess and spoil you rotten in and out of the bedroom. He'll do the corniest expressions of chivalry but please bear with him, it genuinely comes from his heart. But if you want to see a more sloppy and wrecked side of him, you can always seduce him after he goes to the bar…
Bf: Sassy pillow princess. Or prince? Idk how to say it. He doesn't do anything but he will be all the time criticizing or praising what you do like a talent show judge. "Come on? Is it the first time you suck a cock or what?" You can imagine this kind of behavior is what infuriates Al Haitham and motivates him to go feral and fuck him around the whole house until he shuts the fuck up.
BONUS: This is an old draft but now that Neuvillete and Wriostheley are out, we couldn't let them out! So for this, we are interchanging roles, my bf will give you his headcanons and I will comment!
Bf: I'm 100% sure both Neuvie and Wriot are completely opposite in bed from their personalities in public. Our chivalrous and calm Neuvie is a pasional beast in bed. He is unsatiable, he is a dragon after all. Gives me the same vibes as Zhong Li who acts super calm but when fucking Childe he destroys 3 hotel rooms every night (exactly the type Childe loves. He got a crush on him when he struck him down at Fontaine's court. I'm sure Zhong Li will get jealous when he finds out and we will have some dragon drama going on) Back to Neuvie, he is super feral but he doesn't fuck, he makes love. It's his draconic way of making love. He is also very emotional and if he likes you, after having sex and having calmed down, he will open his wallet and start showing you the pictures of his 300 Melusine daughters and tell you their names and each of their jobs. He is a very proud dad.
Wriothesley loves you from a distance. While you fuck he is super sweet and loving, but during everyday life, he sucks at showing his feelings. He reminds me of the dad of Komi San, super silent but full of love. He communicates through glances (like a dog). Everyone thinks he is a bad boy but he's a super sentimental guy (won't admit it though) If you give him a gift he will treasure it forever and if someone breaks it or steals it from him he will beat them up.
One of his phrases would be "If something happens to my schmoochpsiepups I will kill everyone in Teyvat and then myself," and when he messes up with you for being unable to show his emotions he goes to a karaoke and sings "Baka Mitai" all depressed. He has 0 emotional intelligence and would go there often, crying "Oh, I wanted to tell Y/N how much I love them before they went away and I just groaned 'hmmm' AGAIN 😭😭".
YET ANOTHER BONUS: If Neuvillete and Wriothesley were in a romantic relationship, I'm sure Neuvie would tell him about all of his Melusine daughters. Wriot would act all cold and as if he didn't care but in fact he remembers all their names and thinks about them as his adoptive daughters. Don't be surprised if you walk down the street and see a Melusine falling down and he rescues her and goes to buy her an ice cream cone. He is a proud dad too.
Me: I have no comments. I agree with everything. And Wriot singing Baka Mitai would be amazing, he has the voice of Jotaro and Erwin after all.
FINAL THOUGHTS: Wow this post was longer than intended. AND ONLY NOW I realize we left Lyney and Zhong Li out. I guess bc to me Lyney is kinda teen coded? I feel like they wasted so much husband material making him look so young. I've seen the fandom drawing him as an adult and he looks so hansome. And both my bf and I rambled about Zhong Li but we forgot to include an entry for him 😂 He says it's ok because he's tied to Tartaglia and we spoke about him in Tartaglia's section 😂 God we are a disaster. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed the post, whether you found the headcanons hot or my bf's comments funny. He is scared of getting cancelled though 😂
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Venti brought us a flower 🌺
Happy woman day!
Venti brought us a flower🌷
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The real question is. Who would spank Venti on the butt for coming back home drunk in the middle of the night?
Raise your hands up.
✋🏼
Oh no!...
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Do you guys think Venti would dance on this song like this? These exact movements.
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Guys my friend has just said that Venti would fuck me on this song...
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https://youtu.be/mpSI7p43Dmw?si=IAJjRMpaUXA4QSdZ
Guys do you think this is what the nuns in Mondstadt's church do at night? In worship for Barbatos.
I like to think this is what truly happens in that church on Sundays.
Another video of nuns dancing and jumping at a concert
#is the city of freedom after all#the nuns should be the most free of them all people#genshin impact#mondstadt#barbatos
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YESSS! I love Frank Sinatra.
Venti would be like Enya, some style of Avicii maybe, LP, I would even dare to say Empire of the sun. (They all make me feel freedom and peace)
ABBA!!!! Venti is having such ABBA vibes. Vintage, happy, nostalgic, reminds you of your young years, and it has a catchy tune.
Ohhh, also Joe Dassin! the french singer. He's famous. His songs are somewhere on the more melancholic part, or romantic, but that fits Venti!
And this reminded me of something else.
He also reminds me of certain movies, like Shakespeare in love and Pride and prejudice. There's something about these types of classic movies specifically, that brings back certain familiarity you can't forget.
Aannnnd Venti would definitely sing this song, canonically:
Since I saw the name Frank Sinatra.
Ohhh, and a song by Joe Dassin too:
And something from ABBA:
Anyone who thinks Venti would be a kpop type of boyband lead singer in celebrity au is wrong.
Venti would be like one of those extremely popular, oldies but goldies type of singers like Frank Sinatra, Elvis, David Bowie etc. He's a bard, not a generic social media influencer type of idol. Old people love his music because it reminds them of their youth. His music videos comment sections in youtube are filled with comments like "anyone listening to this in 2024?"
Idk. Just my thoughts. Lol.
#genshin impact#venti#venti headcanons#frank sinatra#Shakespeare in love#pride and prejudice#Spotify#empire of the sun#joe dassin#abba
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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
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I kiss his sweet lips that feel soft against mine and we take each other into a beautiful erotic dance filled with passion and tenderness. His eyes could be compared to the bare spring morning sky, and his braids are my safe sanctuary of familiarity. I want every bit of him, every breath of his and every heartbeat, every word, every whimper, moan...; I want my soul to merge with his.
I am in love with this bard. His hair black as abanos, his skin pale like snow, his eyes turquoise like shells in the clear water, bathed by sunlight. I see him and I think: this bard looks just as how an authentic Mondstadter would.
I want to fall in his arms and let my love flow to him through my body alone.
#just an emotional draft of mine#venti#genshin venti#in love with venti#maybe if i post my drafts I'll be braver to show my vulnerability on here
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the demon i am on a first date with: i should apologize ahead of time. see my horns are so huge and majestic that i cannot put a shirt on. i am cursed to never have a shirt on so you can always see my (large) torso. i understand that might be rude
me: dang. i am sorry for your situation. we will just have to try make the best of it
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Do you think Venti would be a slow kisser or a rough kisser?
Depends on the type of wine he drank in the past 48 hours.
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i dont hate you guys i swear i just have really shitty memory
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Bennet is the Gibby of Mondstadt. Every time he attends a gathering, he takes his shirt off and dances while screaming "BENNY!"
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Venti once tried working as a bartender but he got fired because:
1. He would not serve anyone unless they answer his riddles. (No one can answer his riddles)
2. He often dropped glasses and bottles on the floor in attempts of trying to impress and juggle or make tricks.
3. He got drunk at work.
4. He drank everything he could. And they would not only go bankrupt because he drank more than the clients.
5. He forgot he was the bartender and began singing. When the clients wanted to drink, they all began waiting together with Venti, impatiently at the counter, complaining of poor service. Venti was the one complaining the most until he realized that was his job.
He thought working with wine would make a passion but in the end, he realized consuming it is better than working with it.
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I just remembered something. When Venti showed up as Barbatos in the manga when he saved Vanessa, there's no way people didn't keep in mind the way he looked and wrote it somewhere. He did reveal himself so why would they debate his color palette now, why wouldn't they suspect Venti?
Random thought: what if there's debate in Mond about Barbatos' colour palette
Like yeah I'm pretty sure they know he's white and blue/teal considering the general palette of mond as a whole
But I think it would be funny if no one could agree on his hair, eye and skin colour
We've seen like what, two illustrated depictions of him? Who's to say that he doesn't look different in other books? Also literally every depiction of Barbatos has his eyes closed so his eyes could definitely be a subject of discussion methinks
The real reason no one clocks venti looking like the statue (along with just because someone looks like Jesus doesn't mean they are) is because the statue isn't in colour
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The people of Mondstadt would most likely believe his hair is white. White hair represents wisdom and patience. Peace. The most popular colors they go for when drawing canons of Barbatos or describing him in sings is turquoise green, white and blue as the sky. But never black. I don't think they would consider one of the most trivial hair colors common in Mondstadt to be his hair color. I think only a small percentage of people do.
What's interesting to me is not the hair color, but gender. What idea could they have of what gender Barbatos is? I am sure there's no canon gender for them. I believe he's a gender neutral god, or they can interpret him as they want, by their own freedom. I think it would be cool that some refer to Barbatos as a woman. Maybe it is even more popular for them to associate Barbatos with women and the beauty and sensitivity of women in general. That's why Barbara is so excited about her faith. Her name is Barbara which is very close to the name Barbatos itself, like a feminine form of it. I bet she must be proud of her name.
Random thought: what if there's debate in Mond about Barbatos' colour palette
Like yeah I'm pretty sure they know he's white and blue/teal considering the general palette of mond as a whole
But I think it would be funny if no one could agree on his hair, eye and skin colour
We've seen like what, two illustrated depictions of him? Who's to say that he doesn't look different in other books? Also literally every depiction of Barbatos has his eyes closed so his eyes could definitely be a subject of discussion methinks
The real reason no one clocks venti looking like the statue (along with just because someone looks like Jesus doesn't mean they are) is because the statue isn't in colour
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Look at these two photos and try to prove to me why they're not the same.
Venti and Findus are insanely similar and I can't tell you why because I feel it in my soul and core.
The true veterans will understand. The legends who watched Pettson and Findus will get it
#you see i fall asleep everytime i watch pettson and findus. is my comfort cartoon.#genshin impact#venti#petterson and findus#pettson#findus
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I found out Fontaine is a Syberia reference
For those who don't know, Syberia (I and II) is a franchise adventure game which is full of beauty. There's also Syberia II and IV.
First, Syberia's action first happens in a village in France named Valadillene. And the first thing to notice are the Automatons that walk on the village roads. And in Fontaine there are these Clockwock Mekas.
The best example is Oscar, which is the second main character.
An automaton above a church's morgue in Syberia that picks up it's hat:
The architecture is crazily similar. And so is the main focus point of vintage tech and clock keys.
The flying aircraft in Fontaine and the one in Syberia:
In Syberia we travel by train which is one of the main game's iconic aspects. Of course the water train in Fontaine and the one in Syberia share similarities in structure.
Another main and important aspect in Syberia Is the music. So is in Fontaine. Music in Fontaine is by far one of the best soundtracks in the game, holding a lot of emotion and classical themed instruments. In Fontaine the musical column and style made me remember Syberia.
Example:
Syberia main theme
Fontaine main theme 04:31
There must be more references but I didn't play much.
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