Excuse Me Ma'am, Your Boob Is Falling

The Kill Count For Every Tarantino Movie

And How They Died!

(Via Vanityfair.com)

Not Everyone Sees Things The Same!

They Blew This Call!

During the Netherlands-Cuba World Baseball Classic game the other night, the umps blew a call...Big Time!!!

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A Music Video Mash-Up Featuring PSY, LMFAO, Dev, The Offspring, Bloodhound Gang

PSY, LMFAO, Dev, The Offspring, Bloodhound Gang all mashed up into one weird, but strangely entertaining vi

This High School Hockey Player Hits As Hard as a Pro!

Delbarton (NJ) High School's Trevor Incledon lays out a player. WHAT A HIT!

Italian New Reporter Gets a Spontaneous Bloody Nose - Live

What is going on in the News Studios over in Italy?  They must keep them super Dry!

M and M's

This is what they really should be used for!!!

I Didn't See This at Telluride!

Just got back from Telluride, Colorado.  I had a great time skiing and snowboarding, but I wasn't lucky enough to see this:

Ladies - Want to Know How to Get That Perfect Bubble Butt?

Look No Further!  Here is the video that will show you how to get the perfect butt.  Guys - ENJOY!

Some Guys are Just Luckier Than Others

How to Run a Porn Business From Jail

Francis Sharrak was convicted of tax fraud and sent to jail.  So what do most people do while in jail?  Lift weights, reflect on their life, plan how to right their wrongs?  Not Francis!  He decided to start a porn business.  And it worked! He had access to a laptop and telephone in jail (I thought jail was supposed to isolate you from society) and he started and ran a successful porn business for several months before the authorities caught on.     

Sharrak new his way around the law.  He decided to serve as his own lawyer which meant that he had a right to work on his defense while in jail, hence the laptop he had.  Instead of researching for his defense, he decided to start a porn business because, let's face it, running a porn business is way more interesting than researching law cases!  He did it so well that his business was soon worth close to a Million Dollars!  WOW!     Makes me think about my career choices...   

What a Dickhead!

Terrifying Tuesday - A Bad Practical Joke

FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET - CLEVER, YET SCARY (especially if I was the Dad!)

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Billy Joe and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Billy Joe said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Billy Joe taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Billy Joe can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home. -An e-mail

My Friend's Spaghetti Making Technique is...Interesting

He just moved and hasn't bought any pots yet, so this is how Marcus makes his spaghetti.  I have to give him some points for ingenuity!

You Gotta Love Bollywood!

Having spent 9 months in India years ago, I became accustomed to Bollywood films.  They were so dramatic.  Take this getaway scene for instance"

Jimi Hendrix Street Art

Smart, but does somebody have to trim the tree every few months?